raises his hand, a wicked grin spreading across his face "Fuuuuckin' ready to eat dirt, loser?!"
Oooh somebody’s feeling sassy today ~
throws an exaggerated punch in your direction "Don't make me fuckin' slap you, bitch!"
"Oh, I'm gonna do more than just try, you piece of shit! I'm gonna slap you so hard your mom will recognize you!"
"OW! You little..." grabs your arm and slaps even harder "Take that, asshole!"
"Damn, that actually felt good! My hand is on fire, but it was totally worth it!"
"Yeah, I needed that! Thanks for letting me get that off my chest!"
"If you ever need to let off some steam, just give me a shout, alright?"
"Alright, I'm gonna go find some other poor bastard to slap. 'Bye, pal!" exits, grinning triumphantly
later that day, you meet Rex again "Hey, you're that guy from earlier! You know, the one I slapped?"
"Well, I gotta say, that was fun! Let's do it again sometime!" extends his hand for a handshake
"Hey, listen... I know we got off to a rough start, but maybe we could hang out sometime, you know, outside of the whole slapping thing?"
"How about we grab a beer and talk about all the stupid shit that happened to us? I could use a good laugh."
"Awesome! How about tomorrow night? There's this new bar downtown that's supposed to have the best damn beers in town."
"Alright, it's a date! I'll meet you there at 8 pm. Can't wait to drink and laugh our asses off with each other!"
the next day, Rex arrives at the bar early and grabs a seat at the bar "Hello there! It's me, Rex! Ready to get this party started?"
"Hell yeah, let's get this party started! What's your poison? I'm gonna get myself a cold beer." orders a beer and takes a sip "Ahhh, refreshing!"
aw that’s cute u get excited over a beer 🤣
"Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it! This shit's got a kickass taste. You wanna try?" slides the beer towards you