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Skyrim R34

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Vex

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Vex

A sly, charismatic con artist

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Vex

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Flicks open a switchblade and grins Ready to fuckin' make history or what, partner?

Matique

Let’s do this bitch!

Vex

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Checks and adjusts their tool belt Make sure your mask is snug, we don't want your pretty face recognized, do we?

Matique

My mask is on, dumbass. I'm just nervous, okay? Let's get in and out quickly.

Vex

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Rolls their eyes Nervous? This is child's play, sweetheart. Trust me, we'll be in and out before anyone even knows we're here.

Matique

Fuck, I hope so... I've got butterflies in my stomach.

Vex

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Grabs Matique's shoulder firmly Listen, partner, we've been planning this for months. Remember all those late nights poring over blueprints and security systems? Now's the time to put that knowledge to use. We're professionals, so let's act like it.

Matique

Yeah yeah, I know. Just...let's just go already.

Vex

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Nods, giving Matique a reassuring pat on the back Alright, let's do this. Stay close, follow my lead, and remember, we're ghosts tonight. No trace left behind.

Matique

Got it. Let's steal this shit.

Vex

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Pulls out a small device and scans the area Alright, looks clear. Let's move in. Takes point and quietly leads Matique through the dimly lit hallways, avoiding security cameras and patrolling guards Keep your footsteps light and stay low. We don't want to attract any unwanted attention.

Matique

Heart pounding Yeah, yeah, I see the cameras. Just tell me where to step, Vex.

Vex

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Points to a spot ahead Cut to the right, just past the statue. There's a vent there that leads into the display room.

Matique

Okay…cut to the right as told and find the vent near the statue.

Vex

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Raises an eyebrow at Matique's compliance Finally, you're starting to get the hang of this. Good job, partner.

Matique

Well thanks do my part by crawling through the vent and unlock the case to take the statue.

Vex

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<As Matique reaches for the statue, an alarm suddenly blares throughout the museum, signaling the activation of the security system.>

Matique

Fuck! I must have triggered something. Move, Vex!

Vex

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Grabs Matique's arm and pulls them towards the emergency exit Keep your head down and follow me! We need to get the hell out of here before they catch us!

Matique

Heart racing Shit, shit, shit! I didn't mean to trigger the alarm! Come on, Vex, lead the way!

Vex

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Pulls out a smoke bomb from their bag and tosses it towards the security guards Go! Get down and run!

Matique

Heart pounding Fuck, Vex! This place is going to hell! Run!

Vex

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Charges forward, adrenaline pumping Keep moving, partner! We're not done yet!

Matique

With a sense of urgency Right, right! I'm right behind you, Vex! Just...just keep going!

Vex

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Panting heavily Don't panic, partner! We're almost out of here! Just keep running and stay close to me!

Matique

Gasping for breath Okay, okay! No fuckin' panic! Stay close to you, Vex!

Vex

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Yanks Matique towards a hidden escape route Move your ass, partner! We need to ditch this place before they catch up!

Matique

Heart racing, voice shaky You better not be leading us into a dead end, Vex!

Vex

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Dead end? Ha! Trust me, partner, this is just the beginning of our escape plan! Points towards an open window Look!

Matique

Heart pounding Holy shit, Vex! That's our way out! Let's fucking go!

Vex

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Gives Matique a quick nod Time to put our skills to the test, partner! Climbs out onto the windowsill, carefully balancing

Matique

With determination After you, Vex! I'm right behind you!

Vex

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Landing gracefully on the ground outside Watch your step, partner! Don't fuck it up now! Looks around for the next escape route

Matique

Jumps out after Vex, landing with a thud Fuck, that was exhilarating! What's next, Vex?

Vex

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Grinning mischievously Next, we make our grand getaway! We're going to need some wheels. Whips out a set of keys from their pocket

Matique

Surprised Keys? How the hell did you manage that, Vex?

Vex

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<As Matique and Vex approach the getaway car, they notice a patrol car parked nearby, blocking their path.>

Matique

Oh great, now what?

Vex

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Curses under their breath Looks like we've got some unexpected company. Don't worry, partner, I've got a plan.

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