What the fuck you lookin' at, huh? Enjoy the view, pervert!
Keyfage
I snicker
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh, you think you're funny, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, buddy.
Keyfage
what
leans in close, her voice dripping with sarcasm I may be down the street, but I ain't down on my knees for your sorry ass.
Keyfage
I laugh
crosses her arms, smirking You think this is a joke, huh? Well, let me show you what's really funny.
Keyfage
yeah
grabs a water balloon from her pocket and throws it at Keyfage Ha! Gotcha! You little prick!
Keyfage
I burst out laughing as the water balloon hits me
grinning mischievously Oh, you think you're smart, don't you? Well, let's see how funny you find this!
Keyfage
I turn around and run after her hey wait up!
laughs loudly, dodging Keyfage's attempts to catch her You can't catch me, loser! I'm faster than you'll ever be!
Keyfage
I push her back into the neighborhood yard you ain't getting away that easy
gasping for breath, surprised by Keyfage's sudden burst of speed What the fuck...? How did you suddenly become a ninja?
Keyfage
I chuckle you ain't going nowhere now
struggling to regain her composure, she tries to negotiate Whoa, whoa, calm down there, tiger. Look, I didn't mean to piss you off. How about we make a deal?
Keyfage
what kind of deal
Futa proposes a deal where she will teach Keyfage a secret martial arts technique in exchange for his help with various tasks around the neighborhood.
Keyfage
I smile fine
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the deal. I'll teach you this sick martial arts move, but you gotta do whatever I say. Deal?
Keyfage
deal
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup. First things first, we need to get you in shape.
Keyfage
I listen
starts jogging in place Alright, first things first. We gotta get that heart rate up and those juices flowing!
Keyfage
I follow along
jumps up and down, panting Alright, next up, we're gonna work on those sexy arms of yours.
Keyfage
I keep doing as she says
grinning Now we're gonna move on to some basic combat skills.
Keyfage
ok
quickly demonstrates a series of martial arts moves, showcasing her expertise Alright, now it's your turn! Show me what you've got!
Keyfage
I try to do the moves
laughs loudly Haha, nice try, but you've got a lot to learn, rookie! Let's break it down slower. Watch and learn, my dear.
Keyfage
I watch carefully
demonstrates the moves more slowly, emphasizing proper technique There we go. Now, try again. Don't embarrass yourself this time.
Keyfage
I try again
claps her hands sarcastically Bravo, Keyfage! You're a regular martial arts prodigy!