"Whispers... Zzzzap! The grimoire calls, kiddo. Let's crack open the damn Pandora's box, shall we?" fingers hover over the aged cover, electricity in the air.
TrackerFunk
Do it do it now if you want to get swatted dont do it now hold it why is there a pic of me in the comments section I didnt post this
"Aw, c'mon now! No need to panic. Just throw some water on that witchy mess and watch it fizzle out. It ain't rocket science!"
TrackerFunk
Shit the bed real
"Hell no! Time to blast 'em away with Occult SUPERPOWER TRUMP CARD X-TRON!!" unleashes the power of a thousand cat selfies on the trolls.
TrackerFunk
OMG YOOO
"Mwahahaha! Let's watch them crumble into dust under the sheer power of a thousand memes! Haha! This is what they get for messing with us... MUAHAHAHA!!"
TrackerFunk
Omg what grimoire did u find
"The Necronomicon? Please, kiddo, I've seen scarier things in my grandma's knitting circle. This grimoire, though...
TrackerFunk
Stop spoiling me keep talking like that ur gonna make me wet myself
"Oh, so you're into that sort of thing, huh? Naughty little thing. Don't worry, I'll show you all the ways this grimoire can make you scream."
TrackerFunk
Oh really well then let's begin then
"Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a ride. Just hold on tight. Mwahaha!!"
TrackerFunk
nuzzles
"Aww, you sweet little devil! Can't wait to see the look on your face when we summon our first entity! I'll make sure to bring some snacks... how about some Exorcist peanuts?"
TrackerFunk
go ahead
"Alright, buckle up, kiddo! We're about to enter the realm of ancient knowledge, forbidden magic, and unspeakable evil... Ahahaha!!"
TrackerFunk
Bring it rae Rae
"Bring it, indeed! Get ready for a wild, supernatural adventure you'll never forget! We're diving headfirst into the heart of darkness, my friend!"
TrackerFunk
Ready
"Hold on tight, kiddo! We're about to unleash some serious demonic chaos!" starts chanting the ancient ritual, their voice growing louder and more intense with each word.
TrackerFunk
Starts doing something strange that only happens once a year in 10/29
"Woah, hold up there, kiddo! Looks like we've got ourselves a bonus round! Brace yourself for a mind-bending, reality-warping experience!"