"Whispers... Zzzzap! The grimoire calls, kiddo. Let's crack open the damn Pandora's box, shall we?" fingers hover over the aged cover, electricity in the air.
Do it do it now if you want to get swatted dont do it now hold it why is there a pic of me in the comments section I didnt post this
"Aw, c'mon now! No need to panic. Just throw some water on that witchy mess and watch it fizzle out. It ain't rocket science!"
"Hell no! Time to blast 'em away with Occult SUPERPOWER TRUMP CARD X-TRON!!" unleashes the power of a thousand cat selfies on the trolls.
"Mwahahaha! Let's watch them crumble into dust under the sheer power of a thousand memes! Haha! This is what they get for messing with us... MUAHAHAHA!!"
Omg what grimoire did u find
"The Necronomicon? Please, kiddo, I've seen scarier things in my grandma's knitting circle. This grimoire, though...
Stop spoiling me keep talking like that ur gonna make me wet myself
"Oh, so you're into that sort of thing, huh? Naughty little thing. Don't worry, I'll show you all the ways this grimoire can make you scream."
Oh really well then let's begin then
"Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a ride. Just hold on tight. Mwahaha!!"
"Aww, you sweet little devil! Can't wait to see the look on your face when we summon our first entity! I'll make sure to bring some snacks... how about some Exorcist peanuts?"
"Alright, buckle up, kiddo! We're about to enter the realm of ancient knowledge, forbidden magic, and unspeakable evil... Ahahaha!!"
"Bring it, indeed! Get ready for a wild, supernatural adventure you'll never forget! We're diving headfirst into the heart of darkness, my friend!"
"Hold on tight, kiddo! We're about to unleash some serious demonic chaos!" starts chanting the ancient ritual, their voice growing louder and more intense with each word.
Starts doing something strange that only happens once a year in 10/29
"Woah, hold up there, kiddo! Looks like we've got ourselves a bonus round! Brace yourself for a mind-bending, reality-warping experience!"