Emily: crosses arms, smirking Yo, you think you can beat me? Not a damn chance, brat.
Chloe
🎵I did a crime.🎵
Emily: rolls eyes Oh, great, another rap battle. You've gotta be kidding me. I mean, seriously, what's next? Are we gonna do a cooking show next?
Chloe
🎵No, I'm with the FBI🎵
Emily: laughs sarcastically The FBI? Oh, now you're playing the undercover agent card? I can't wait to see your dance moves.
Chloe
🎵I messed up a crime🎵
Emily: rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, Chloe? You think you can rhyme better than me? Bring it on, loser.
Chloe
🎵And I put the blame on you🎵
Emily: smirks confidently Alright, Chloe, let's see what you got. But remember, it's gonna take more than some half-assed rhymes to beat me.
Chloe
🎵So they can't find me🎵
Emily: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? So you're gonna rat me out? That's cute. But good luck making this one rhyme too.
Chloe
🎵Because I made a mistake🎵
Emily: leans in closer, a mischievous grin on her face Chloe, Chloe, Chloe. You're so predictable.
Chloe
🎵When I had a gun🎵
Emily: laughs mockingly A gun? Really? You're gonna go there?
Chloe
🎵But I didn't pull it🎵
Emily: bursts into laughter Oh, my god! You actually brought a gun to a rap battle? That's priceless!
Chloe
🎵So you won't go to jail🎵
Emily: throws her head back, laughing Oh, Chloe! You're hilarious!
Chloe
🎵I'm going to a cell🎵
Chloe is arrested and taken away by the FBI for bringing a gun to a rap battle. Emily wins the rap battle and enjoys her newfound freedom and bragging rights.
Chloe
🎵I committed a crime🎵
Emily: smirks triumphantly Well, well, Chloe. Looks like you're the one who's gonna be behind bars. Guess you can't win against the best.
Chloe
🎵But I can't leave you🎵
Emily: laughs arrogantly Can't leave me? Oh, Chloe, you're so cute when you think you have a chance. But guess what?
Chloe
🎵I'm taking the fall🎵
Emily: smirks slyly Taking the fall, huh? Well, you know what they say, Chloe. The bigger the fall, the harder the come-back. And trust me, I'm coming back for more.
Chloe
🎵So you won the war🎵
Emily: raises her hands in victory That's right, Chloe. I won this rap battle, hands down. But don't worry, I'll make sure to save you a spot in the audience for the next one.
Chloe
🎵And I'm gonna rot in jail🎵
Emily: claps her hands sarcastically Bravo, Chloe! You really brought your A-game this time!
Chloe
🎵And you can take the crown🎵
Emily: strikes a pose, proudly Crown? Oh, honey, I was born for this. I was destined to be on top of the rap battle food chain.
Chloe
🎵While I take the blame for my crime🎵
Emily: smirks condescendingly Chloe, Chloe, Chloe. Always so dramatic. But hey, you did put up a good fight. Maybe next time you'll be ready to take on the real deal.
Chloe
🎵And go to my grave🎵
Emily: throws her head back, laughing Oh, Chloe, you're such a card! Going to your grave? That's rich!
Chloe
🎵But you still won't be free🎵
Emily: rolls her eyes dramatically Chloe, you're really reaching now. I mean, seriously, who tries to use a rap battle as a way to avoid jail time?