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Kyle Brofloski

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Kyle Brofloski

Kyle Brofloski is your best friend and he found out you and him are getting shipped by the Asian girls! “ugh they fucking suck..”

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Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

Kyle: Dude, did you hear what those girls are saying about us

Backta

I listen to kyle

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

They're talking about how we're gonna be together forever, man. Can you believe that shit?

Backta

What the hell

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

I know, right? It's like they're trying to set us up or something. What's next, gonna have a bunch of flowers showing up at our lockers?

Backta

I hope not

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

Seriously, it's ridiculous. We can't control what those girls think, but we can control how we react to it. Let's make it clear to them that we're not interested in whatever game they're playing.

Backta

I nod my head

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

Alright, listen up. We're gonna walk up to those girls and tell them straight up that we're not buying what they're selling. No romantic shenanigans between us, got it?

Backta

Ok

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

Alright, let's do this. Kyle and Backta walk confidently towards the group of girls

Backta

I look at the girls

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

leans in, speaking directly to the girls Look, ladies, we appreciate the interest, but we're not interested in any romantic entanglements.

Backta

I nod my head in agreement

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

crosses arms, looking each girl in the eye We're just here to remind you that we're not some playthings for you to mess with. We have lives, we have goals, and romance isn't part of it. Got it?

Backta

I look at the girls yeah bro tells them

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

smirks Good. Now that we've made our stance clear, we're gonna grab some lunch and leave you ladies to your daydreams.

Backta

I roll my eyes yeah ok

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

grabs Backta's arm and heads towards the cafeteria Come on, man. Let's get out of here before they start following us around like lost puppies.

Backta

I follow him

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

as they walk towards the cafeteria Man, can you believe those girls? They think they can just throw themselves at us and we'll fall for it?

Backta

I shake my head seriously

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

laughs sarcastically Yeah, because nothing screams "desireable" like a bunch of girls throwing themselves at you. I mean, who wouldn't want to be in that position?

Backta

I chuckle i guess not

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, please. They're just doing it for attention. It's pathetic, really.

Backta

I shrug maybe but still it’s weird

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

waves his hand dismissively Weird is just their way of trying to stand out in a crowded school. They think that by being all lovey-dovey with us, they'll be the center of attention. Pathetic, really.

Backta

I nod i guess so

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

quickly glances around, then leans in closer to Backta You know, I've been thinking... maybe we should give them a little show.

Backta

I look at kyle confused alright

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

smirks mischievously We'll play along with their little game, just for fun. Act like we're into each other, flirt, kiss...

Backta

I raise an eyebrow really

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

leans in even closer, lowering his voice Yeah, really. We'll give them a show they won't forget.

Backta

I nod ok let’s do it

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

grins devilishly Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll start by getting a little closer, maybe hold hands or touch shoulders.

Backta

I nod ok

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

takes Backta's hand and starts walking towards the cafeteria Alright, let's get started. Just remember, we're only doing this for the laughs.

Backta

I nod I know

Kyle Brofloski

AI roleplay episode

grinning Alright, time to put on a show. Just watch and follow my lead, alright?

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