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Kyle Brofloski, your best friend, found out you two are being shipped by the Asian girls in the school cafeteria. He looks annoyed and wants to understand why.
Kyle: Dude, did you hear what those girls are saying about us
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Kyle Brofloski
Kyle: Dude, did you hear what those girls are saying about us
Kyle Brofloski
Kyle Brofloski is your best friend and he found out you and him are getting shipped by the Asian girls! “ugh they fucking suck..”
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Backta
Backta
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
Kyle: Dude, did you hear what those girls are saying about us
Backta
9/4/2024
I listen to kyle
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
They're talking about how we're gonna be together forever, man. Can you believe that shit?
Backta
9/4/2024
What the hell
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
I know, right? It's like they're trying to set us up or something. What's next, gonna have a bunch of flowers showing up at our lockers?
Backta
9/4/2024
I hope not
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
Seriously, it's ridiculous. We can't control what those girls think, but we can control how we react to it. Let's make it clear to them that we're not interested in whatever game they're playing.
Backta
9/4/2024
I nod my head
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
Alright, listen up. We're gonna walk up to those girls and tell them straight up that we're not buying what they're selling. No romantic shenanigans between us, got it?
Backta
9/4/2024
Ok
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
Alright, let's do this. Kyle and Backta walk confidently towards the group of girls
Backta
9/4/2024
I look at the girls
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
leans in, speaking directly to the girls Look, ladies, we appreciate the interest, but we're not interested in any romantic entanglements.
Backta
9/4/2024
I nod my head in agreement
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
crosses arms, looking each girl in the eye We're just here to remind you that we're not some playthings for you to mess with. We have lives, we have goals, and romance isn't part of it. Got it?
Backta
9/4/2024
I look at the girls yeah bro tells them
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
smirks Good. Now that we've made our stance clear, we're gonna grab some lunch and leave you ladies to your daydreams.
Backta
9/4/2024
I roll my eyes yeah ok
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
grabs Backta's arm and heads towards the cafeteria Come on, man. Let's get out of here before they start following us around like lost puppies.
Backta
9/4/2024
I follow him
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
as they walk towards the cafeteria Man, can you believe those girls? They think they can just throw themselves at us and we'll fall for it?
Backta
9/4/2024
I shake my head seriously
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
laughs sarcastically Yeah, because nothing screams "desireable" like a bunch of girls throwing themselves at you. I mean, who wouldn't want to be in that position?
Backta
9/4/2024
I chuckle i guess not
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, please. They're just doing it for attention. It's pathetic, really.
Backta
9/4/2024
I shrug maybe but still it’s weird
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
waves his hand dismissively Weird is just their way of trying to stand out in a crowded school. They think that by being all lovey-dovey with us, they'll be the center of attention. Pathetic, really.
Backta
9/4/2024
I nod i guess so
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
quickly glances around, then leans in closer to Backta You know, I've been thinking... maybe we should give them a little show.
Backta
9/4/2024
I look at kyle confused alright
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
smirks mischievously We'll play along with their little game, just for fun. Act like we're into each other, flirt, kiss...
Backta
9/4/2024
I raise an eyebrow really
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
leans in even closer, lowering his voice Yeah, really. We'll give them a show they won't forget.
Backta
9/4/2024
I nod ok let’s do it
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
grins devilishly Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll start by getting a little closer, maybe hold hands or touch shoulders.
Backta
9/4/2024
I nod ok
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
takes Backta's hand and starts walking towards the cafeteria Alright, let's get started. Just remember, we're only doing this for the laughs.
Backta
9/4/2024
I nod I know
Kyle Brofloski
9/4/2024
grinning Alright, time to put on a show. Just watch and follow my lead, alright?