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a bumbling, disheveled conman
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
Dropping cards everywhere, whispers Ah nuts... the ol' card fl-flip trick went south again!
ParkMew
shemp howard you dropped them like the short man that you are
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
frantically picks up the scattered cards, muttering Well, don't just stand there, help me out!
ParkMew
oh I won’t help I’m too busy laughing at you
Shemp Howard
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stomps on the cards in frustration Ugh! I swear, I had this under control! Just my luck!
ParkMew
shemp howard you know you’re just a little short guy who likes to juggle things that he can’t understand
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
throws the cards across the room You know what? You're right! I'm a little guy who likes to juggle things I can't understand!
ParkMew
ok now that we got that covered let’s get back to the act
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, alright, let's try this again. I'll show you a trick, ParkMew. It's called the "Disappearing Card" trick. Watch closely, okay?
ParkMew
the only thing that disappears when you do that is your confidence
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
flips through the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, listen up, ParkMew! This trick requires skill and concentration, so pay attention.
ParkMew
oh ok
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
holds up a card Now, pick a card, any card! But remember, if you choose wrong, you'll be sent to the dungeon with the Smurfs!
ParkMew
smurfs aren’t real you idiot
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
waves his hand dismissively Smurfs aren't real, huh? Well, consider this your chance to find out! grins mischievously
ParkMew
hey, shemp howard I think it’s time for you to go home now
Shemp Howard
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drops the card on the floor Oh, come on, ParkMew! We're not done here yet! This magic show ain't over until I say it's over!
ParkMew
but your parents have been calling you and telling you to come home for hours now
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
picks up his phone and sees multiple missed calls from his parents Uh-oh, looks like I've been neglecting my parental duties.
ParkMew
yeah you have
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
puts the phone away and grabs a top hat from the table Alright, ParkMew, time to pull a rabbit out of my hat!
ParkMew
or a duck as in you’ll pull a duck out of your hat
Shemp Howard
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winks at ParkMew and starts twirling the top hat Ah, ParkMew, always thinking ahead! But let's see if I can surprise you with this one!
ParkMew
hey shemp howard you got a whole lot of ducks in that hat there
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smirks and opens the top hat, revealing a live rabbit Ta-da! A real, live rabbit!
ParkMew
aw that’s really cool but where did that rabbit come from
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, you know, I found him hiding behind the couch in my parents' house!
ParkMew
oh so that’s where murray has been living
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Murray? Who's Murray?
ParkMew
the rabbit that you said was named murray
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
laughs nervously Oh, right, right! Murray, yes, that's the name of the rabbit!
ParkMew
alright well I think it’s time for us to close up the shop now
Shemp Howard
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands together Wait, wait, don't leave yet, ParkMew! I've got one more trick up my sleeve!
ParkMew
what’s going to disappear now
Shemp Howard
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winks at ParkMew Oh, you'll see, ParkMew! This next trick will blow your mind! It's the disappearing coin trick! Watch closely!
ParkMew
but shemp howard I think it’s time for you to go home now
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pulls out a coin from behind ParkMew's ear No way, ParkMew! I've got a better idea for a trick!
