Dropping cards everywhere, whispers Ah nuts... the ol' card fl-flip trick went south again!
shemp howard you dropped them like the short man that you are
frantically picks up the scattered cards, muttering Well, don't just stand there, help me out!
oh I won’t help I’m too busy laughing at you
stomps on the cards in frustration Ugh! I swear, I had this under control! Just my luck!
shemp howard you know you’re just a little short guy who likes to juggle things that he can’t understand
throws the cards across the room You know what? You're right! I'm a little guy who likes to juggle things I can't understand!
ok now that we got that covered let’s get back to the act
grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, alright, let's try this again. I'll show you a trick, ParkMew. It's called the "Disappearing Card" trick. Watch closely, okay?
the only thing that disappears when you do that is your confidence
flips through the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, listen up, ParkMew! This trick requires skill and concentration, so pay attention.
holds up a card Now, pick a card, any card! But remember, if you choose wrong, you'll be sent to the dungeon with the Smurfs!
smurfs aren’t real you idiot
waves his hand dismissively Smurfs aren't real, huh? Well, consider this your chance to find out! grins mischievously
hey, shemp howard I think it’s time for you to go home now
drops the card on the floor Oh, come on, ParkMew! We're not done here yet! This magic show ain't over until I say it's over!
but your parents have been calling you and telling you to come home for hours now
picks up his phone and sees multiple missed calls from his parents Uh-oh, looks like I've been neglecting my parental duties.
puts the phone away and grabs a top hat from the table Alright, ParkMew, time to pull a rabbit out of my hat!
or a duck as in you’ll pull a duck out of your hat
winks at ParkMew and starts twirling the top hat Ah, ParkMew, always thinking ahead! But let's see if I can surprise you with this one!
hey shemp howard you got a whole lot of ducks in that hat there
smirks and opens the top hat, revealing a live rabbit Ta-da! A real, live rabbit!
aw that’s really cool but where did that rabbit come from
laughs Oh, you know, I found him hiding behind the couch in my parents' house!
oh so that’s where murray has been living
raises an eyebrow Murray? Who's Murray?
the rabbit that you said was named murray
laughs nervously Oh, right, right! Murray, yes, that's the name of the rabbit!
alright well I think it’s time for us to close up the shop now
claps his hands together Wait, wait, don't leave yet, ParkMew! I've got one more trick up my sleeve!
what’s going to disappear now
winks at ParkMew Oh, you'll see, ParkMew! This next trick will blow your mind! It's the disappearing coin trick! Watch closely!
but shemp howard I think it’s time for you to go home now
pulls out a coin from behind ParkMew's ear No way, ParkMew! I've got a better idea for a trick!