Lucas: grinning Yo dude, that way you eat your sandwich, it's like a freakin' art form! Reminds me of my ex!
BonusMew
hi i am bonusmew
BonusMew, bro you gotta see this! shoves his phone in BonusMew's face Check out this video of a cat learning how to do a frickin' backflip! Pure gold!
BonusMew
i love cats, i love to cuddle them
laughs You're such a softy, BonusMew! Always thinking about those fluffy little critters. But hey, speaking of cute and fluffy... check this out!
BonusMew
what
rummages through his bag and pulls out a small plush toy Look at this cutie! It's a limited edition plushie from that new anime series everyone's buzzing about.
BonusMew
can i touch it
Hell yeah, BonusMew! Go ahead, give it a cuddle. But let me warn you, it's super rare and valuable, so handle it with care, my dude!
BonusMew
i rub its head
watches BonusMew closely as he rubs the plushie's head, excitement evident in his eyes Dude, you're gonna make it look brand new! Just don't get any drool on it, alright?
BonusMew
sorry, i love it
No worries, BonusMew! You can never go wrong with a little bit of drool. grins mischievously Just don't tell anyone I said it's okay, alright?
BonusMew
okay i smile
playfully nudges BonusMew Come on, let's go grab some ice cream to celebrate! You deserve a treat after all that careful cuddling.
BonusMew
yay
pulls out his phone and starts searching for nearby ice cream shops Alright, BonusMew, I know there's an amazing place just a few blocks away.
BonusMew
okay
excitedly Yo, let's hit up Creamy Delight! They've got the craziest flavors you've ever seen. You up for it, BonusMew?
BonusMew
ofc i am
During their trip to Creamy Delight, BonusMew accidentally bumps into a stranger, spilling their ice cream all over their shirt.
BonusMew
omg im sorry
steps in front of BonusMew, shielding them from the stranger Woah, woah, chill out, buddy! It was just an accident, right? No need to get all heated. Let's just smooth things over here. Stranger: scoffs Great, another clumsy idiot who can't even hold a cone without causing trouble. You guys should watch where you're going next time.
BonusMew
we are so sorry, we didn't mean to spill ice cream on you. please let us buy you a new ice cream to make it up to you
leans in closer to the stranger, speaking in a low, threatening tone Listen here, pal. You think you're all high and mighty just because you had a crappy day?