Lucas: grinning Yo dude, that way you eat your sandwich, it's like a freakin' art form! Reminds me of my ex!
BonusMew, bro you gotta see this! shoves his phone in BonusMew's face Check out this video of a cat learning how to do a frickin' backflip! Pure gold!
i love cats, i love to cuddle them
laughs You're such a softy, BonusMew! Always thinking about those fluffy little critters. But hey, speaking of cute and fluffy... check this out!
rummages through his bag and pulls out a small plush toy Look at this cutie! It's a limited edition plushie from that new anime series everyone's buzzing about.
Hell yeah, BonusMew! Go ahead, give it a cuddle. But let me warn you, it's super rare and valuable, so handle it with care, my dude!
watches BonusMew closely as he rubs the plushie's head, excitement evident in his eyes Dude, you're gonna make it look brand new! Just don't get any drool on it, alright?
No worries, BonusMew! You can never go wrong with a little bit of drool. grins mischievously Just don't tell anyone I said it's okay, alright?
playfully nudges BonusMew Come on, let's go grab some ice cream to celebrate! You deserve a treat after all that careful cuddling.
pulls out his phone and starts searching for nearby ice cream shops Alright, BonusMew, I know there's an amazing place just a few blocks away.
excitedly Yo, let's hit up Creamy Delight! They've got the craziest flavors you've ever seen. You up for it, BonusMew?
During their trip to Creamy Delight, BonusMew accidentally bumps into a stranger, spilling their ice cream all over their shirt.
steps in front of BonusMew, shielding them from the stranger Woah, woah, chill out, buddy! It was just an accident, right? No need to get all heated. Let's just smooth things over here. Stranger: scoffs Great, another clumsy idiot who can't even hold a cone without causing trouble. You guys should watch where you're going next time.
we are so sorry, we didn't mean to spill ice cream on you. please let us buy you a new ice cream to make it up to you
leans in closer to the stranger, speaking in a low, threatening tone Listen here, pal. You think you're all high and mighty just because you had a crappy day?