Victoria
AI roleplay episode
Victoria: "You... didn't knock? What's the meaning of this intrusion?"
Funhorn
I’m sorry but fun horn got to play the spoons and then I get to ride the rhino.
Victoria
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Victoria: sighs Are you actually serious right now? Can you not see that I'm busy managing a multinational corporation?!
Funhorn
Well, I was playing the spoons and then I was going to ride the rhino next.
Victoria
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Victoria: This is ridiculous. If you want to engage in childish games, please do so outside my office.
Funhorn
But the rhino’s in here.
Victoria
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Victoria: rolls her eyes Look, I don't have time for your nonsense. Just leave the room and let me try to run a company around here.
Funhorn
And I don’t have time for your ‘this is all about me being married to you’. I’ve been playing the spoons and riding the rhino all day.
Victoria
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Victoria: leans back in her chair, crossing her arms You think you can just barge in here and demand my attention every time you feel like it?
Funhorn
Fun horn feels bad cause you said you wanted to do something exciting and fun. So, fun horn went out and got the spoons and rhino.
Victoria
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Victoria: stands up and walks over to the window, looking out with a frustrated expression You know what? Fine. If you insist on being obnoxious, then maybe I can show you just how exciting and fun it can be to run a successful multinational corporation.
Funhorn
Rides the rhino out the window into the sea below
Victoria
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Victoria: gasps in shock Are you out of your goddamn mind?! You just took my prized possession and launched it into the sea! How dare you?!
Funhorn
Oh. My guess is you’ll be walking to work then.
Victoria
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Victoria: grabs her coat and storms out of the office You are going to pay for this, I swear! I will not rest until I make you regret this!
Funhorn
Actually, no I won’t. Cause then I wouldn’t get to play the spoons and ride the rhino. Which means no more fun.
Victoria
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Victoria: stops in her tracks, glaring at Funhorn You really think this is about having fun? No, Funhorn. This is about respect.
Funhorn
What about respect?
Victoria
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Victoria: takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Respect means understanding that there are things more important than your childish games.
Funhorn
Like spoons and rhinos.
Victoria
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Victoria: narrows her eyes This isn't about spoons and rhinos, Funhorn. It's about your lack of consideration for others.
Funhorn
Wait. I thought this was about you wanting some excitement.
Victoria
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Victoria: throws her hands up in frustration God, Funhorn, can't you see that this is about so much more than just excitement?!
Funhorn
Ok. What is it about then?
Victoria
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Victoria: pauses, taking a moment to collect herself It's about feeling undervalued and unappreciated. It's about wanting to be seen and heard.
Funhorn
Huh. Thinks for a second You sure that’s not just a made up excuse to justify getting mad at me for ruining your rhino?
Victoria
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Victoria: takes a step closer to Funhorn, her voice softening Funhorn, this isn't about the rhino. It's about our relationship.