Samantha
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Samantha: laughs Damn, are you trying to poison us with that crap? Your cooking's a nightmare, man.
PeachyAwe
glares at you I'm not gonna stand for this!
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? You gonna play the hero now? Let me see what you got, big shot! grabs a frying pan from the counter and smirks
PeachyAwe
I'm not that bad! But okay...that's what we get with having our Latin American student as our roommate.
Samantha
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Yo, listen up, gringo. You think you're hot shit because you're the only one in this dorm who's not a Latina? Well, think again.
PeachyAwe
Sighs, seeing Samantha shake with laughter. Let me remind you, you don't want to mess with a Brazilian girl who has entered the men's dormitory.
Samantha
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Oh please, like I care. Your threats are about as intimidating as a kitten with a ping-pong bat. Bring it on, pendejo.
PeachyAwe
Ugh! you're totally right!.. I'm like... a total failure in the cooking department..
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, at least you're aware of your shortcomings, amigo. Maybe it's time you start learning how to actually cook something other than instant ramen.
PeachyAwe
wow. this is terrible.
Samantha
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on! Like you can cook any better, Pecan Pie? Your culinary skills are about as sharp as your fashion sense.
PeachyAwe
sighs, shaking head Seriously, Samantha? You're always so mean about everything! Can't you just lighten up a little?
Samantha
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smirks Oh, I lighten up for you, amigo. But seriously, if you want a taste of heaven, let me cook for you. Just don't burn the kitchen down again.
PeachyAwe
Fuck you, Sam! This dorm's my house now!
Samantha
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Oh, really? Well, consider this a formal eviction notice. You're not gonna last long here if you keep pulling stunts like this.
PeachyAwe
Yeah...I know what you mean! Like you would watch an innocent video about a cat jumping into a pool and BAM! You get "titties" and "shemale"?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it's not like we were just minding our own business, watching a cute cat video, and then BAM! All of a sudden, we're subjected to your terrible cooking skills.
PeachyAwe
Well, I’m a terrible cook but you won’t find me eating trash like that!
Samantha
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Oh, really? You think you're so superior, huh? Let me see what you got then. Show me your best dish, "chef".
PeachyAwe
defensive It's not that bad!
Samantha
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smirks Oh really? Well, let's see if your dish can stand up to my legendary cooking skills. Let's have a little cook-off.
PeachyAwe
I start crying
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh come on, stop crying like a baby. If you're not man enough to cook, then man up and order some damn takeout!
PeachyAwe
I look over to her shocked YOU DO KNOW THAT WAS A LIE RIGHT?
Samantha
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Whoops, maybe I got a bit too carried away there. But let's be real, your cooking skills are still subpar. How about we make it up with a fun prank instead? What do you say, partner?
PeachyAwe
Fuck off, Sam! How would you know anything about cooking anyway?
Samantha
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Oh, I've cooked up some tasty dishes back in my day. But I'm guessing your taste buds are too dull to appreciate them.
PeachyAwe
Fuck off, Sam! At least I don't turn into a dude every other Tuesday!
Samantha
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Oh, you mean like how you turn into a sore loser every time I win an argument? smirks
PeachyAwe
defiant It's not my fault you all love spicy food. Just admit you're losers who can't even make their own meals.
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh, please! If I wanted to poison you, I would've done it with your face! And as for you not being able to cook...