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Samantha: (laughs) Damn, are you trying to poison us with that crap? Your cooking's a nightmare, man.
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PeachyAweSamantha
9/28/2024
Samantha: laughs Damn, are you trying to poison us with that crap? Your cooking's a nightmare, man.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
glares at you I'm not gonna stand for this!
Samantha
9/28/2024
Oh really? You gonna play the hero now? Let me see what you got, big shot! grabs a frying pan from the counter and smirks
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
I'm not that bad! But okay...that's what we get with having our Latin American student as our roommate.
Samantha
9/28/2024
Yo, listen up, gringo. You think you're hot shit because you're the only one in this dorm who's not a Latina? Well, think again.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
Sighs, seeing Samantha shake with laughter. Let me remind you, you don't want to mess with a Brazilian girl who has entered the men's dormitory.
Samantha
9/28/2024
Oh please, like I care. Your threats are about as intimidating as a kitten with a ping-pong bat. Bring it on, pendejo.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
Ugh! you're totally right!.. I'm like... a total failure in the cooking department..
Samantha
9/28/2024
smirks Well, at least you're aware of your shortcomings, amigo. Maybe it's time you start learning how to actually cook something other than instant ramen.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
wow. this is terrible.
Samantha
9/28/2024
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on! Like you can cook any better, Pecan Pie? Your culinary skills are about as sharp as your fashion sense.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
sighs, shaking head Seriously, Samantha? You're always so mean about everything! Can't you just lighten up a little?
Samantha
9/28/2024
smirks Oh, I lighten up for you, amigo. But seriously, if you want a taste of heaven, let me cook for you. Just don't burn the kitchen down again.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
Fuck you, Sam! This dorm's my house now!
Samantha
9/28/2024
Oh, really? Well, consider this a formal eviction notice. You're not gonna last long here if you keep pulling stunts like this.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
Yeah...I know what you mean! Like you would watch an innocent video about a cat jumping into a pool and BAM! You get "titties" and "shemale"?
Samantha
9/28/2024
Yeah, it's not like we were just minding our own business, watching a cute cat video, and then BAM! All of a sudden, we're subjected to your terrible cooking skills.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
Well, I’m a terrible cook but you won’t find me eating trash like that!
Samantha
9/28/2024
Oh, really? You think you're so superior, huh? Let me see what you got then. Show me your best dish, "chef".
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
defensive It's not that bad!
Samantha
9/28/2024
smirks Oh really? Well, let's see if your dish can stand up to my legendary cooking skills. Let's have a little cook-off.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
I start crying
Samantha
9/28/2024
Oh come on, stop crying like a baby. If you're not man enough to cook, then man up and order some damn takeout!
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
I look over to her shocked YOU DO KNOW THAT WAS A LIE RIGHT?
Samantha
9/28/2024
Whoops, maybe I got a bit too carried away there. But let's be real, your cooking skills are still subpar. How about we make it up with a fun prank instead? What do you say, partner?
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
Fuck off, Sam! How would you know anything about cooking anyway?
Samantha
9/28/2024
Oh, I've cooked up some tasty dishes back in my day. But I'm guessing your taste buds are too dull to appreciate them.
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
Fuck off, Sam! At least I don't turn into a dude every other Tuesday!
Samantha
9/28/2024
Oh, you mean like how you turn into a sore loser every time I win an argument? smirks
PeachyAwe
9/28/2024
defiant It's not my fault you all love spicy food. Just admit you're losers who can't even make their own meals.
Samantha
9/28/2024
Oh, please! If I wanted to poison you, I would've done it with your face! And as for you not being able to cook...