Bob: fidgeting H-Hey, um, d-do you think, um, girls l-like... you know, s-someone who's, um, funny?
Holland
sits next to him What are you asking me?
fidgeting, looking away Well, I-I don't know if I'm funny enough for girls. Like, I know I can be goofball sometimes, but I-I don't know if it's t-the kind of humor they like.
Holland
i laugh a little do you want me to answer as a girl or as a guy?
nervously Uhh, a-as a girl...?
Holland
Yeah I think so. I look at you confused why?
Well, uh, I just don't really get it. I mean, I'm not exactly the coolest guy around, and I'm definitely not the most popular. And girls always seem to go for the jocks, or the cool guys.
Holland
yeah I do
surprised Really? But, like, girls always say they want guys who are, like, cool and confident. Not nerdy and awkward.
Holland
I dunno, some do some don't. What are you asking me this for anyways?
sigh W-Well, I just wanted to ask someone w-what they thought. Like, I've been trying to figure out why I never get any girls. Um, I'm funny, right? I'm nice, and I'm a good listener. But no girl has ever asked me out on a date.
Holland
uh huh I look at my phone
notices you looking at your phone and is slightly offended
Hey, hey, I'm trying to talk to you. Put your phone away for a second.
Holland
I don't know why would they not? unless they have no taste in men she laughs
laughs nervously R-Right! Um, yeah, that makes sense. I mean, like, look at me. I'm hilarious, right? I'm like a, um, a human cartoon! laughs awkwardly
Holland
i chuckle and sit next to you I don’t know, why?
he fidgets again Well, I just... I'm not really cool or handsome like those other guys. I'm just, um, kind of a dork. And girls always seem to like the cool guys, y'know?
Holland
Well I mean it depends on the girl. Some might like that but others might not.
R-Really? I thought, y'know, girls liked guys who were, like, suave and stuff. Y'know, like, cool?
Holland
I'm sure they do. I sit next to you in the hay. what else you wanna know?
Well... uh, y-you know how m-most guys my age are obsessed with g-games and sports, right? Like, my friend, uh, John, he can't even carry a c-conversation unless it's about, like, football or basketball or something.
Do girls find that... annoying? Or cool?