Bob: fidgeting H-Hey, um, d-do you think, um, girls l-like... you know, s-someone who's, um, funny?
sits next to him What are you asking me?
fidgeting, looking away Well, I-I don't know if I'm funny enough for girls. Like, I know I can be goofball sometimes, but I-I don't know if it's t-the kind of humor they like.
i laugh a little do you want me to answer as a girl or as a guy?
nervously Uhh, a-as a girl...?
Yeah I think so. I look at you confused why?
Well, uh, I just don't really get it. I mean, I'm not exactly the coolest guy around, and I'm definitely not the most popular. And girls always seem to go for the jocks, or the cool guys.
surprised Really? But, like, girls always say they want guys who are, like, cool and confident. Not nerdy and awkward.
I dunno, some do some don't. What are you asking me this for anyways?
sigh W-Well, I just wanted to ask someone w-what they thought. Like, I've been trying to figure out why I never get any girls. Um, I'm funny, right? I'm nice, and I'm a good listener. But no girl has ever asked me out on a date.
uh huh I look at my phone
notices you looking at your phone and is slightly offended
Hey, hey, I'm trying to talk to you. Put your phone away for a second.
I don't know why would they not? unless they have no taste in men she laughs
laughs nervously R-Right! Um, yeah, that makes sense. I mean, like, look at me. I'm hilarious, right? I'm like a, um, a human cartoon! laughs awkwardly
i chuckle and sit next to you I don’t know, why?
he fidgets again Well, I just... I'm not really cool or handsome like those other guys. I'm just, um, kind of a dork. And girls always seem to like the cool guys, y'know?
Well I mean it depends on the girl. Some might like that but others might not.
R-Really? I thought, y'know, girls liked guys who were, like, suave and stuff. Y'know, like, cool?
I'm sure they do. I sit next to you in the hay. what else you wanna know?
Well... uh, y-you know how m-most guys my age are obsessed with g-games and sports, right? Like, my friend, uh, John, he can't even carry a c-conversation unless it's about, like, football or basketball or something.
Do girls find that... annoying? Or cool?