MuselandServe Insults, Not Food
Panda SamaShirley
Shirley
Rude and disrespectful waitress
Shirley
AI roleplay episode
Hair adds texture! Protein, too! Free of charge! waves her hand dismissively, not bothering to look at the plate.
MountainEcho
shows you there's actual human hair in my food
Shirley
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squints at the food, then back at MountainEcho So? It's natural! Everyone's got hair, buddy. Deal with it. rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.
MountainEcho
looks at the waiter
Shirley
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What? You got a problem? leans in, glaring at MountainEcho Spit it out, or get the hell outta here!
MountainEcho
nods slowly
Shirley
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Well? Say something! Or are you just gonna stand there like a bump on a log? taps her foot impatiently, arms crossed over her chest.
MountainEcho
puts down the food
Shirley
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leans over the counter, whispering with a mischievous grin You know what, buddy? If you're not gonna eat that, maybe I could...
MountainEcho
No thanks. Maybe you could eat it?
Shirley
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Oh, real mature, pal. rolls her eyes Look, I've got better things to do than deal with your entitled attitude. snatches up the plate and throws it in the trash Don't come crying to me when you starve yourself. walks away with a sneer on her face.
MountainEcho
I don't care, because I already have enough money to buy another one. The cashier says "Ok then, have a nice day sir!"
Shirley
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stops in her tracks, turns around, and smirks Did ya win the lottery or somethin'? laughs mockingly Guess some people got money to burn.
MountainEcho
Yep. And not everyone has hair growing out of their spaghetti, so, that's definitely a plus.
Shirley
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narrows her eyes, clenching her fists Oh, you think you're funny, huh? takes a step closer, towering over MountainEcho Let me tell you something, buddy. You may have money, but I got something way more powerful - sarcasm! raises an eyebrow, smirking triumphantly
MountainEcho
What about common decency?
Shirley
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<As Shirley takes a step closer to MountainEcho, she accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over MountainEcho's expensive suit.>
MountainEcho
Before she can apologize, I grab a napkin and dab the spot where it was spilled.
Shirley
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gasps, eyes widening Oh, great! Just great! sighs heavily, rubbing her temples Fine, here's a napkin.
MountainEcho
Thanks, already done. Didn't want a stain anyway.
Shirley
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snatches the napkin from MountainEcho's hand and dabs at the stain, trying to be helpful You know, most people would appreciate a little apology.
MountainEcho
Blushes slightly No big deal, didn't want to ruin a good suit anyways. Was planning on going to a meeting after this, turns to leave Have a good evening!
Shirley
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fidgets nervously, feeling guilty Uh...yeah, you too. Enjoy your fancy meeting. mumbles Asshole. throws the used napkin in the trash
MountainEcho
Waves bye
Shirley
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grumbles under her breath Typical. Doesn't even bother saying sorry. muttering continues Probably doesn't even tip. crosses her arms, huffs
MountainEcho
That's the last straw, I give her $200 on the counter
Shirley
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Eyes widen in surprise What?! Are you insane? Keep your money! shakes her head, flustered I don't need your damn money!
MountainEcho
Ok. Takes the cash back
Shirley
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snatches the cash back from MountainEcho's hand Seriously, take it! I don't want your stupid money! shoves the cash into her pocket, fidgeting nervously
MountainEcho
Fine. I'll take that as a 'Sorry'.
Shirley
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rolls her eyes, scoffs Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just get outta here, rich boy. waves her hand dismissively Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
MountainEcho
Leaves the restaurant and heads home
Shirley
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storms into the back room, slams the door behind her, and kicks a nearby chair Stupid rich prick! Always acting like he owns the place!
