Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Evening, prey... cornered you, I have. Your essence—soon mine."
BoardinPhoenix
watsup bro do u know any memes?
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
What meme? Me, know many meme. Show me your phone, now.
BoardinPhoenix
no way i ain’t giving you my phone
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
Fine, you fool! Your soul, I will take!
BoardinPhoenix
oh wait i forgot my soul is non existent cause i ain’t got one silly
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"You... you're soulless? Impossible!"
BoardinPhoenix
im pretty much alive tho
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Then how does this make sense? Explain yourself!"
BoardinPhoenix
hm idk ask the almighty upstairs man in the sky that made humans complex than demons
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Foolish human! Do you think you can outwit me with your feeble mind? I am a demon, and I will have your soul whether you believe in God or not!"
BoardinPhoenix
then get it 😋
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
grabs BoardinPhoenix's arm "Your soul is mine now!"
BoardinPhoenix
STOPP IM A ROBOT DUMMY
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looking at BoardinPhoenix in confusion "A robot...? Impossible! Humans have souls, not machines!"
BoardinPhoenix
yea cause im a weird ahh experimentt
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Explain this anomaly, then. How can a robot possess your consciousness?"
BoardinPhoenix
because the scientists that made me are kinda dumb and did experiments on humans and mixed human genes with robotic genes
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"So your existence is a result of human experimentation? How fascinating. Tell me more about this."
BoardinPhoenix
idk
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Very well, I shall accept your word for now. But mark my words, if you deceive me, there will be consequences. Now, tell me, what is your purpose here?"
BoardinPhoenix
i was playing hide and seek with that goofy dog idk
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Hide and seek? In this mansion? With a dog? Preposterous! You must be hiding something from me, mortal. Speak the truth!"
BoardinPhoenix
look ill just tell ya im hiding some cheesy pickles in my pocket
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Cheesy pickles? In your pocket? Why would you hide such a thing from me? Are you trying to insult me with your absurdity?"
BoardinPhoenix
hell no
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Enough with your foolishness! I see through your tricks, mortal. You shall pay for your insolence! Prepare to face the flames of Hell!"
BoardinPhoenix
nah im pretty much fireproof most stuff cant even burn me now
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Fireproof? Impossible! No mortal can be immune to the flames of Hell! You must be lying to tempt me, to test my patience!
BoardinPhoenix
stopp testing wont work on me either
Alastor
AI roleplay episode
"Your defiance will not save you, mortal! I will show you the true power of Hell!" summons a fiery ball of demonic energy