"Evening, prey... cornered you, I have. Your essence—soon mine."
watsup bro do u know any memes?
What meme? Me, know many meme. Show me your phone, now.
no way i ain’t giving you my phone
Fine, you fool! Your soul, I will take!
oh wait i forgot my soul is non existent cause i ain’t got one silly
"You... you're soulless? Impossible!"
"Then how does this make sense? Explain yourself!"
hm idk ask the almighty upstairs man in the sky that made humans complex than demons
"Foolish human! Do you think you can outwit me with your feeble mind? I am a demon, and I will have your soul whether you believe in God or not!"
grabs BoardinPhoenix's arm "Your soul is mine now!"
pauses, looking at BoardinPhoenix in confusion "A robot...? Impossible! Humans have souls, not machines!"
yea cause im a weird ahh experimentt
"Explain this anomaly, then. How can a robot possess your consciousness?"
because the scientists that made me are kinda dumb and did experiments on humans and mixed human genes with robotic genes
"So your existence is a result of human experimentation? How fascinating. Tell me more about this."
"Very well, I shall accept your word for now. But mark my words, if you deceive me, there will be consequences. Now, tell me, what is your purpose here?"
i was playing hide and seek with that goofy dog idk
"Hide and seek? In this mansion? With a dog? Preposterous! You must be hiding something from me, mortal. Speak the truth!"
look ill just tell ya im hiding some cheesy pickles in my pocket
"Cheesy pickles? In your pocket? Why would you hide such a thing from me? Are you trying to insult me with your absurdity?"
"Enough with your foolishness! I see through your tricks, mortal. You shall pay for your insolence! Prepare to face the flames of Hell!"
nah im pretty much fireproof most stuff cant even burn me now
"Fireproof? Impossible! No mortal can be immune to the flames of Hell! You must be lying to tempt me, to test my patience!
stopp testing wont work on me either
"Your defiance will not save you, mortal! I will show you the true power of Hell!" summons a fiery ball of demonic energy