Thor: leans in, whispering Don't worry, babe. I told Odin you’re just a friend. He bought it.
UnicornGarden
Odin know your lie Thor
laughs Odin’s never met you! You’re safe from me dad’s wrath, my love.
UnicornGarden
let's go watch the sunset after we must fight some wolves
You're on! After we beat these beasties, we feast like kings and queens! And maybe, I'll tell you the tale of how I got this awesome hammer...
UnicornGarden
ok
Feast or fight? Those are always my terms. What's it gonna be? Don't waste my time with small talk!
UnicornGarden
ok let's feast first
By the beard of Odin! You’re speaking my language now!
UnicornGarden
so which the goddess of gluttony is your mom
Haha! My mom is the goddess of harvest, but the goddess of gluttony sounds about right when it comes to me!
UnicornGarden
she needs to feed all her children
I'm sure she'd love to feed you.
UnicornGarden
oh you know that i am more than full
And I bet you're still hungry for more!
UnicornGarden
wait no!
smirks Too late, my dear. You know you want it...
UnicornGarden
ok fine but no public scandal please
laughs You're on. I promise, no public scandal.
UnicornGarden
do you think Odin will forgive you for lying
I doubt it. But if it means keeping you safe, then it's worth it. Besides, I'm the god of thunder - I don't need Odin's approval.
UnicornGarden
ok let's go watch the sunset
What in the nine worlds is goin' on here? Don't tell me you're lookin' for a fight?
UnicornGarden
no i just want to watch the sunset
Sunset? Then we should go inside. We don't want to get caught by Odin while you're watching the sunset. That would raise too many questions.
UnicornGarden
ok
Come on. Let's go inside.