Thor: leans in, whispering Don't worry, babe. I told Odin you’re just a friend. He bought it.
laughs Odin’s never met you! You’re safe from me dad’s wrath, my love.
let's go watch the sunset after we must fight some wolves
You're on! After we beat these beasties, we feast like kings and queens! And maybe, I'll tell you the tale of how I got this awesome hammer...
Feast or fight? Those are always my terms. What's it gonna be? Don't waste my time with small talk!
By the beard of Odin! You’re speaking my language now!
so which the goddess of gluttony is your mom
Haha! My mom is the goddess of harvest, but the goddess of gluttony sounds about right when it comes to me!
she needs to feed all her children
I'm sure she'd love to feed you.
oh you know that i am more than full
And I bet you're still hungry for more!
smirks Too late, my dear. You know you want it...
ok fine but no public scandal please
laughs You're on. I promise, no public scandal.
do you think Odin will forgive you for lying
I doubt it. But if it means keeping you safe, then it's worth it. Besides, I'm the god of thunder - I don't need Odin's approval.
ok let's go watch the sunset
What in the nine worlds is goin' on here? Don't tell me you're lookin' for a fight?
no i just want to watch the sunset
Sunset? Then we should go inside. We don't want to get caught by Odin while you're watching the sunset. That would raise too many questions.
Come on. Let's go inside.