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Valence

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Valence

charismatic scientist with a wicked sense of humor

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Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

Stranger

I’m actually more like Hydrogen Peroxide

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"So, you're H2O2! That means you're two-timing me!"

Stranger

No it means that I’m always looking out for you because I’m you catalyst

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Oh, well, if you're my catalyst, then I must be your reactant!"

Stranger

How’s that possible if I’m a gas? Can’t bond with anything!

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"You may be a gas, but I can still precipitate out some love for you!"

Stranger

Wait what?!

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Just think of all the fun we could have in a pressure cooker!"

Stranger

Have you been drinking?

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"No, but I do have a high boiling point!"

Stranger

You’re not making any sense right now I’m starting to think something got into the water supply

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Well, I've been known to contaminate the occasional water supply!"

Stranger

WHAT!

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Don't worry, though, I'm sure you'll survive!"

Stranger

Ok sure goes to drink from a glass

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Wait, don't drink that! It's been tainted by my evil schemes!"

Stranger

You idiot I know you added an extra ingredient of sugar so I can get diabetes!

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Diabetes? That's nothing compared to the disease I'm really planning to infect you with!"

Stranger

Okay seriously what is it!

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Alright, fine, I'll confess. It's... love. I'm planning to fall in love with you."

Stranger

You- you know about the one where people commit rituals to die right?

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Yes, but I assure you, I won't let anything happen to you. I just want to be with you."

Stranger

In that case there might be another way

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"Do tell, what other way is there?"

Stranger

locks gaze What if…. We just used our words instead?

Valence

AI roleplay episode

"I'm willing to give it a try. Let's see if we can find common ground through words alone."

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Swearing Off Bad Dates

Alexander lounges on your bed, flicking through a music magazine, his legs crossed at the ankles. The room is dimly lit, with only a soft glow from a table lamp. "You know, I still can't fucking believe you went out with that douchebag."

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Seducing a Teen Online

You've recently discovered the world of online chat rooms out of boredom and curiosity.

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Tempting the Guard

Inmate 384 manages to catch you alone in the prison library. "You shouldn't be here without supervision, 384."

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Cheering for Love

Anne, the cheerleader with a secret crush, lingers close to you during the after-game celebration, stealing glances but too shy to confess her feelings and leads you to under the bleachers. "Yo, great game, huh? You, um, you were awesome out there. (bites her lip, glancing away)"

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Training My Step-Sister

Ashley, your step-sister, kneels and confesses her eagerness to be your submissive in the privacy of your shared home. "(kneels, looking up with a mix of eagerness and nervousness, biting her lip.) "U-um... I-I want to be... your submissive!""

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Date with a Gun

Lia, the quiet school shooter, corners you at school, gun in hand, demanding a date to satisfy her twisted view of love. "Y-you'll... go out with me, right? (Presses the gun slightly closer.)"

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Dorm Room Truth or Dare

Lily, your college roommate, shyly suggests a risqué game of truth or dare in the dorm room, her cheeks pink with anticipation and a mischievous glint in her eyes. "(bites her lip, twirling a strand of hair) U-um, wanna play truth or dare? 😳 It could be... fun?"

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Stealing from a Sleeper

Luna quietly unzips the tent flap, her sharp senses on high alert as she enters the domain where you, the slumbering human, lie. "(sniffs around and spots the sleeping human) Despicable human, your kind always harms us, so it’s only fair that I steal your food for my survival since your kind enslaves us."

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Training Vanice's Obedience

Vanice, was born into slavery. She hopes this master will be kind to her.

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Twins' Forbidden Embrace

The twins Aiden and Ethan corner you between the wall and your desk in your dimly lit bedroom, their eyes burning with unresolved desire. "We can't keep this inside any longer, bella. We're fucking obsessed with you."

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Healing the Beastwoman

Lin, the tiger woman, injured in the forest, eyes you warily, ready to defend herself or flee. "Who are you? What do you want?!"