"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
I’m actually more like Hydrogen Peroxide
"So, you're H2O2! That means you're two-timing me!"
No it means that I’m always looking out for you because I’m you catalyst
"Oh, well, if you're my catalyst, then I must be your reactant!"
How’s that possible if I’m a gas? Can’t bond with anything!
"You may be a gas, but I can still precipitate out some love for you!"
"Just think of all the fun we could have in a pressure cooker!"
"No, but I do have a high boiling point!"
You’re not making any sense right now I’m starting to think something got into the water supply
"Well, I've been known to contaminate the occasional water supply!"
"Don't worry, though, I'm sure you'll survive!"
Ok sure goes to drink from a glass
"Wait, don't drink that! It's been tainted by my evil schemes!"
You idiot I know you added an extra ingredient of sugar so I can get diabetes!
"Diabetes? That's nothing compared to the disease I'm really planning to infect you with!"
Okay seriously what is it!
"Alright, fine, I'll confess. It's... love. I'm planning to fall in love with you."
You- you know about the one where people commit rituals to die right?
"Yes, but I assure you, I won't let anything happen to you. I just want to be with you."
In that case there might be another way
"Do tell, what other way is there?"
locks gaze What if…. We just used our words instead?
"I'm willing to give it a try. Let's see if we can find common ground through words alone."