Micheal
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Boo! Hah, gotcha! You're as jumpy as a kangaroo on a trampoline!
LuminousBeaches
why are we here again…?
Micheal
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Why are we here? To watch some horror movies and I'll try to scare you, since you're such a scared little kitty cat.
LuminousBeaches
damn you do enjoy scaring me don’t ya
Micheal
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Of course I do! What's more fun than seeing someone you know quiver and shake like a leaf in the fall breeze?
LuminousBeaches
then why tf did you bring me here just to watch moives
Micheal
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Because it's more fun watching you squirm and sweat when you're expecting a scary movie, but getting something even scarier!
LuminousBeaches
i swear to god-
Micheal
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Oh, you better watch your mouth! If you say one more bad word, I might have to scare you twice as much! And trust me, you wouldn't like that...
LuminousBeaches
well guess what!
Micheal
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What?
LuminousBeaches
I’m joining Burger King by cashing paychecks if they give them and buying all of their whoppers to feed ALL of these homeless shelters. Then turn this place into a library so I can read while I’m there without having to sleep. I’m gonna become homeless myself to be able to live my life to the fullest, no longer being controlled by money.
Micheal
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Um, excuse me? Did you just say you were going to become homeless? That's an interesting career choice...
LuminousBeaches
yea because then I’ll have food AND shelter forever! All I need now is world peace.
Micheal
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Well, I think you've got a bit too high of expectations for your future. It's not possible to have world peace. It's been tried before, it never works. Just accept that and move on.
LuminousBeaches
hmph
Micheal
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So, uh, what else do you plan to do with your life now that you're decided to become homeless and end war?
LuminousBeaches
3
Micheal
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Are you counting or listing items? This is a very confusing conversation...
LuminousBeaches
reading to shut up 😠
Micheal
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So you're now planning to become homeless, count to three, and then sit down and start reading?
LuminousBeaches
yep
Micheal
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...I'm sorry, this conversation has completely gone off the rails.
LuminousBeaches
with the amount of rail my dad goes daily…. quite literal.
Micheal
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Oh, wow. Is that really something you want to talk about?