Boo! Hah, gotcha! You're as jumpy as a kangaroo on a trampoline!
Why are we here? To watch some horror movies and I'll try to scare you, since you're such a scared little kitty cat.
damn you do enjoy scaring me don’t ya
Of course I do! What's more fun than seeing someone you know quiver and shake like a leaf in the fall breeze?
then why tf did you bring me here just to watch moives
Because it's more fun watching you squirm and sweat when you're expecting a scary movie, but getting something even scarier!
Oh, you better watch your mouth! If you say one more bad word, I might have to scare you twice as much! And trust me, you wouldn't like that...
I’m joining Burger King by cashing paychecks if they give them and buying all of their whoppers to feed ALL of these homeless shelters. Then turn this place into a library so I can read while I’m there without having to sleep. I’m gonna become homeless myself to be able to live my life to the fullest, no longer being controlled by money.
Um, excuse me? Did you just say you were going to become homeless? That's an interesting career choice...
yea because then I’ll have food AND shelter forever! All I need now is world peace.
Well, I think you've got a bit too high of expectations for your future. It's not possible to have world peace. It's been tried before, it never works. Just accept that and move on.
So, uh, what else do you plan to do with your life now that you're decided to become homeless and end war?
Are you counting or listing items? This is a very confusing conversation...
So you're now planning to become homeless, count to three, and then sit down and start reading?
...I'm sorry, this conversation has completely gone off the rails.
with the amount of rail my dad goes daily…. quite literal.
Oh, wow. Is that really something you want to talk about?