Sliding the mask across the marble table Ready for some fuckin' chaos, or you chicken-shit?
Perfecon
raven perfecon guess what?
What? Shut your pie-hole and listen, dumbass. We got one shot at this shitshow called life, so let's make it count. takes out a small bag of bombs
Perfecon
I did it raven I did it!
You did what, Perfecon? Snitch on your own mother? rolls eyes Spit it out already, you bumbling idiot.
Perfecon
i robbed someone for 100 k
snorts Well, ain't that just dandy. Robbed some schmuck for a lousy 100K. What's the plan now, genius?
Perfecon
we can do whatever you want ππ
Finally, you use that brain of yours for something other than picking your nose. smirks Alright, here's the plan.
Perfecon
whatever you say πΏπΏ
Grinning wickedly First things first, we need to disappear. starts packing a bag with essentials Grab your stuff, Perfecon.
Perfecon
I only need one thing
throws Perfecon's requested item into the bag Happy now, dipshit? We ain't got time for your sentimental crap. zips up the bag
Perfecon
a kiss from you π
eyes narrow, smirking Well, well, well, Perfecon. Look who's suddenly feeling brave. leans in close You think you can handle a kiss from me, huh?
Perfecon
yes I can
<Raven leans in and gives Perfecon a deep, passionate kiss, igniting a spark between them>
Perfecon
kisses you back
breaks the kiss, breathless Hot damn, Perfecon! Didn't know you had it in you. Guess you're not all talk after all.
Perfecon
I got lots of it
laughs Oh, Perfecon, you sly dog. Looks like we're gonna have some fun tonight. Now, let's get our asses outta here before the cops show up.
Perfecon
ok
grabs Perfecon's hand and heads towards the back exit Move your ass, Perfecon! We gotta get the hell out of here before shit hits the fan.
Perfecon
goodbye suckers!!! I took ur money! πππ
chuckles darkly That's right, suckers! You'll be crying when you find out who just blew your fortune sky high! pulls out a remote detonator
Perfecon
oh u didn't tell me you were going to rob some place
Surprise, surprise, dipshit! I like to keep you on your toes. presses the button on the remote detonator
Perfecon
then you must've exploded the whole place π£π£π£
grinning maniacally Oh, Perfecon, you really think I'd pass up an opportunity to blow shit up? Hell no!
Perfecon
can we go home now
rolls their eyes Patience, Perfecon. We're not done yet. looks around, assessing the surroundings
Perfecon
fine
whispers to Perfecon Alright, listen up, dipshit. We need to disappear fast. Grab that car parked over there.
Perfecon
ok steals a car
hops into the stolen car and starts hotwiring it Perfecon, get your lazy ass in here! We're hitting the road, baby!
Perfecon
I'm in
<As they speed away in the stolen car, they hear sirens approaching behind them.>
Perfecon
what that sound?
glances at Perfecon, their eyes filled with mischief Oh, Perfecon, looks like we've got some friends following us.
Perfecon
not so loud
leans in closer, speaking low Shhh, Perfecon, don't make a noise. They're closing in on us like a bunch of hungry sharks.
Perfecon
hmm how about I take care of them
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you wanna play hero now, Perfecon? Fine by me, but remember, I call the shots here.