Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
Maxwell Sterling clinks his glass, eyeing the defeated rivals with a smug grin.
Stranger
laughs loudly That old fart smells worse than stale coffee!
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, whispers Well well well, looks like the old fart might just stomp your sorry ass if he catches you laughing like that.
Stranger
He’ll probably kick my ass then steal my candy.
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, he might just have a sweet tooth for trouble, but I bet he'll leave you with nothing but a handful of broken dreams.
Stranger
Maybe next time I’ll be the one stomping his ass.
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow You think you got what it takes to take down the old fart? grins wickedly
Stranger
Ha! I’ll show him who runs this place!
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
pounds his fist on the table Then do it, Stranger. Show that old fart who's boss.
Stranger
YEAH!! I will!
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stranger's arm Alright, listen up, Stranger. Here's the plan. We're gonna corner him at the exit, got it?
Stranger
Yeah, alright. Corner him, huh? Got it. What's the next step?
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
smirks and pulls out a small bottle from his pocket Next, we're gonna hit him with this. It's a little concoction I whipped up myself. Trust me, it'll make him squirm.
Stranger
squints suspiciously What the hell is that?
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Oh, just a little something I like to call "McBastard's Bane." It's guaranteed to make that old fart regret ever stepping foot in this charity gala. Trust me, Stranger, I've got your back.
Stranger
snorts McBastard’s Bane, huh? Sounds more like something you'd find in a witch's brew. Alright, let's see if it lives up to its name.
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
smirks confidently Oh, trust me, Stranger, this is the real deal. opens the bottle and pours the contents into a glass
Stranger
Damn, Max. You look like a damn alchemist or somethin’. Alright, let’s see this magic juice of yours in action.
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
snatches the glass from Stranger's hand and throws back the contents in one gulp Bottoms up, Stranger!
Stranger
gags dramatically Shit, Max! What the hell was that?
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
As Stranger drinks the contents of the bottle, he immediately starts coughing and sputtering uncontrollably
Stranger
Fuck, Max! What the hell did you give me?
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter, clutching his stomach Oh, Stranger, you should've seen your face! That wasn't just any ordinary juice, my friend.
Stranger
Jesus, Max! Are you tryna poison me or somethin’?
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
wipes tears from his eyes, still chuckling Poison you? Oh, Stranger, that's not just any poison, my friend. pulls out a small vial from his pocket
Stranger
winces, holding his throat Alright, spill it, Max. What's in this shit?
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Ah, Stranger, you won't believe it. This, my friend, is dragon's breath extract.
Stranger
Dragon’s breath? The fuck kinda dragon has a breath that tastes like fucking kerosene?
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Well, Stranger, let me tell you a little secret. This dragon's breath extract isn't actually from a dragon.
Stranger
Wha-then what is it?
Maxwell Sterling
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone This dragon's breath extract is actually a concoction I created myself.