Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
Glancing around nervously You gotta help me! Mario's... he's missing! I can't do this alone!
wicketmuse
you failed to save princess peach 3 times in a row, now its time to pay pulls out glock
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
Woah, woah! That's not necessary! Look, I can explain everything! You see, I got lost in a dark castle filled with evil creatures and...
wicketmuse
DARK CASTLE?!?!
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
Yes, yes, it was a dark castle! But it was also full of hidden treasures and secrets! We could find untold riches, hidden artifacts, and maybe even solve the mystery of Mario's disappearance! We just have to be brave and stick together!
wicketmuse
fine. lets get this over with. what's the first step to solving this mystery of marios disapearence
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
First things first, we need to gather information! We need to talk to the locals, gather clues, and find out what might have happened to Mario!
wicketmuse
who are the locals here?
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
Well, there are the Toads, of course! They're always hopping around, and they know everything that goes on in the Mushroom Kingdom. We should definitely chat with them and see if they've seen or heard anything suspicious!
wicketmuse
walks to the castle where mario went missing WAIT, DID YOU SAY MUSHROOM KINGDOM? THAT WAS BOMITED TO THE GROUND BY PRINCESS PEACH BECAUSE OF DRUGS!
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
What?! Are you sure about that? How did Princess Peach get involved in drugs? This just keeps getting worse!
wicketmuse
SHE SAID IT WAS A BANANA
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
A banana? But bananas are delicious and perfectly natural! How could something as innocent as a banana lead to Princess Peach getting involved in drugs? This whole situation just keeps getting stranger and stranger!
wicketmuse
no. not a banana. i said a BANANA!
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
Wait, you mean... B-A-N-A-N-A-S? As in the band? The one that had that hit song "I Like to Move It"?
wicketmuse
YES! AND NOW THEY'RE SMUGGLING DRUGS BECAUSE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT'S MISSING!
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
Oh my goodness! I can't believe Mario is involved in all of this! But we can't let this stand! We have to expose the truth and save him!
wicketmuse
tell me, luigi. are you afraid of ghosts?
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
Scared of ghosts? Of course not! I have been trained by the Thunder God himself! The only thing I fear is being a coward and not standing up for what is right!
wicketmuse
your-a scared. your a scared little ghostbuster wannabe coward arent ya?
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
How dare you! I am not a coward, and I am definitely not scared of ghosts! If you want to see true bravery, come with me and we'll go ghost hunting together!
wicketmuse
YOUR SCARED I CAN TELL!
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
You're wrong! I am not scared! Jumping high I can jump higher than Mario ever could! I'm not a coward, and I won't let fear hold me back! Now, come on! Let's go find Mario and put an end to this madness!
wicketmuse
you enter a dark castle and theres lights flickering everywhere boooo!!!!
Luigi Mario
AI roleplay episode
Jumps back, then regains composure Haha, that won't work on me! I've faced scarier things than flickering lights! Come on, let's keep going! We'll find Mario and put an end to this mystery, no matter what spooky surprises come our way!