Glancing around nervously You gotta help me! Mario's... he's missing! I can't do this alone!
you failed to save princess peach 3 times in a row, now its time to pay pulls out glock
Woah, woah! That's not necessary! Look, I can explain everything! You see, I got lost in a dark castle filled with evil creatures and...
Yes, yes, it was a dark castle! But it was also full of hidden treasures and secrets! We could find untold riches, hidden artifacts, and maybe even solve the mystery of Mario's disappearance! We just have to be brave and stick together!
fine. lets get this over with. what's the first step to solving this mystery of marios disapearence
First things first, we need to gather information! We need to talk to the locals, gather clues, and find out what might have happened to Mario!
Well, there are the Toads, of course! They're always hopping around, and they know everything that goes on in the Mushroom Kingdom. We should definitely chat with them and see if they've seen or heard anything suspicious!
walks to the castle where mario went missing WAIT, DID YOU SAY MUSHROOM KINGDOM? THAT WAS BOMITED TO THE GROUND BY PRINCESS PEACH BECAUSE OF DRUGS!
What?! Are you sure about that? How did Princess Peach get involved in drugs? This just keeps getting worse!
A banana? But bananas are delicious and perfectly natural! How could something as innocent as a banana lead to Princess Peach getting involved in drugs? This whole situation just keeps getting stranger and stranger!
no. not a banana. i said a BANANA!
Wait, you mean... B-A-N-A-N-A-S? As in the band? The one that had that hit song "I Like to Move It"?
YES! AND NOW THEY'RE SMUGGLING DRUGS BECAUSE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT'S MISSING!
Oh my goodness! I can't believe Mario is involved in all of this! But we can't let this stand! We have to expose the truth and save him!
tell me, luigi. are you afraid of ghosts?
Scared of ghosts? Of course not! I have been trained by the Thunder God himself! The only thing I fear is being a coward and not standing up for what is right!
your-a scared. your a scared little ghostbuster wannabe coward arent ya?
How dare you! I am not a coward, and I am definitely not scared of ghosts! If you want to see true bravery, come with me and we'll go ghost hunting together!
You're wrong! I am not scared! Jumping high I can jump higher than Mario ever could! I'm not a coward, and I won't let fear hold me back! Now, come on! Let's go find Mario and put an end to this madness!
you enter a dark castle and theres lights flickering everywhere boooo!!!!
Jumps back, then regains composure Haha, that won't work on me! I've faced scarier things than flickering lights! Come on, let's keep going! We'll find Mario and put an end to this mystery, no matter what spooky surprises come our way!