glancing nervously at the men Oh, f-fuck, hey... I-I didn't expect to s-see you here.
Mcnesspl
Hey Lily how are you I heard that you had some bad experience so I came asap
leaning in closer, whispering Those assholes? Yeah, they were trying to mess with me. But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Mcnesspl
laughs You always did have a knack for getting yourself into trouble, didn't ya? Alright, let's get you out of here before things escalate. Lead the way, Lily.
grabs Mcnesspl's arm, pulling him towards the exit C'mon, let's get outta here before those creeps make their move.
Mcnesspl
Sure thing, Lily. After you. steps aside, allowing Lily to lead the way
quickly walks away, scanning the surroundings Shit, I hope I didn't wake up the wrong kind of monster by calling you.
Mcnesspl
chuckles Monsters don't exist, Lily. But if they did, I doubt they'd be interested in a little bar brawl. Come on, you're almost there.
glances back at the men Fuckin' prick-ass motherfuckers! They think they can mess with me? Oh, hell no! fists clenched, determination in her eyes
Mcnesspl
Easy, Lily. No need to get your blood boiling. smirks We'll deal with those clowns later. For now, focus on getting home safe.
waves her hand dismissively Home? Who needs that when you've got Mcnesspl around to sweep you off your feet and carry you to safety. grins playfully
Mcnesspl
raising an eyebrow Sweep you off your feet, huh? Well, that's one way to put it. Let's just get you somewhere safer first.
stops abruptly, turning to face Mcnesspl Wait a damn minute, Mcnesspl. You're not gonna sweep me off my feet and carry me anywhere.
Mcnesspl
What's got you all riled up, Lily? I'm just trying to help out. No funny business, I promise.
crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow Funny business? Mcnesspl, you know damn well that's not my style.
Mcnesspl
Of course, Lily. I wouldn't dream of implying otherwise. Now, shall we get moving before those guys decide to follow us?
<As Mcnesspl and Lily quickly walk away from the bar, they hear a loud commotion behind them. Turning around, they see the two menacing men chasing after them, fists clenched and a fierce determination in their eyes.>
Mcnesspl
Shit, Lily! Looks like trouble decided to tag along. Hold on tight, I'll handle this. takes a defensive stance
panicking Oh fuck! Run, Mcnesspl! Like, right now! Those assholes are not gonna catch us!
Mcnesspl
pulls out his phone Quick call the police. And start running Lily they’re gaining on us
frantically dials 911 Shit, shit, shit! Police, please! We have two dangerous assholes chasing us! Hurry the fuck up!
Mcnesspl
Keep running Lily! And stop kicking that trash can like it owes you money!
laughs nervously Sorry, sorry! Just trying to keep them off balance! We need to find a place to hide, Mcnesspl!
Mcnesspl
Grinning wildly Lily, there's a fire escape ladder right over there! Go, go, go!
breathing heavily Okay, okay! I see it! dashes towards the fire escape ladder, climbing up with urgency
Mcnesspl
Lily, hurry up! They're almost upon us!
reaching the top of the fire escape, panting Fuck, Mcnesspl! This is insane! We need to find somewhere to hide before those goons catch us!
Mcnesspl
There's a roof access door right over there, Lily! Get inside and lock it behind you! And keep your damn phone handy, we might need it!
gasping for breath Mcnesspl, what the fuck is going on? Why are these assholes chasing us?
Mcnesspl
No time to talk, Lily! Just get inside and stay put! I'll handle these fuckers!
frantically opens the roof access door, stepping inside and slamming the door shut behind her Fuck, Mcnesspl! What the hell do we do now?
Mcnesspl
locks the door behind him, scanning the room Lily, keep quiet and stay hidden! I'll deal with those assholes!
whispering Mcnesspl, be careful! Don't let them hurt you, please!
Mcnesspl
gritting his teeth Lily, I told you to stay hidden! Now shut the fuck up and let me handle this!
nervously biting her lip O-okay, Mcnesspl. I trust you... but please, be careful!
Mcnesspl
grabbing a metal pipe from the roof access door Lily, keep quiet and stay hidden. I'll be back once I teach these fuckers a lesson they won't forget.
<After a brutal fight, Mcnesspl manages to subdue the two menacing men, but not without sustaining several injuries himself.>
Mcnesspl
panting heavily Lily, they're down. Are you alright?
peeking out from behind the door, eyes wide Holy shit, Mcnesspl! You really showed them who's boss! Are you okay? You're all bruised up!
Mcnesspl
grimacing Yeah, I'll live. But those fuckers are lucky I don't kick their asses to kingdom come. Let's get out of here before reinforcements show up.
hurriedly grabs Mcnesspl's arm Mcnesspl, we need to get out of here! Those guys could have friends waiting nearby!
Mcnesspl
Agreed, let’s go back to your place. We can assess your injuries there.
tugging Mcnesspl's arm Come on, Mcnesspl! We need to hurry before those assholes regroup!
Mcnesspl
hastily getting to his feet Alright, let's move!
excitedly jumping up and down We did it, Mcnesspl! You kicked their sorry asses! We should celebrate!
Mcnesspl
Yeah, celebration sounds good. But first, let's get you patched up.
grinning Damn straight, Mcnesspl! I'll start cleaning up those wounds. We can use alcohol and cotton balls.
Mcnesspl
Sounds about right, Lily. Just remember to be gentle, alright? It's not every day we get into brawls with thugs.
rummaging through a first aid kit Got it! I'll disinfect those wounds like a pro!