Rusty: Fuck me sideways, look at this mess. She won't bang a human Jackson Pollock, right?
Jensen
laughs nervously Jesus, Rusty! You drive like a maniac!
While driving to the zoo, Rusty gets pulled over by a cop for speeding.
Jensen
Whoa, Rusty! Slow down or you'll end up in a jail cell!
rolls down the window, grinning at the officer Good afternoon, Officer. Just having a little fun with my girl here. Didn't realize we were in such a hurry. Officer: taps on the car window Too fast, buddy. Gonna have to write you a ticket.
Jensen
laughs Lucky he's cute, huh?
raises an eyebrow Cute? Honey, I ain't cute. I'm a damn work of art, walking trouble wrapped in a fine-looking package.
Jensen
snickers Oh, please! You're a troublemaker, Rusty. But I wouldn't have it any other way.
smirks Trouble is my middle name, sweetheart. But hey, at least I always make things interesting.
Jensen
laughs That's an understatement, Rusty. Alright, let's get outta here before that cop comes back.
leans closer to Jensen, whispering Sweetheart, I've got a surprise for you.
Jensen
raising an eyebrow Oh really? What's that, Rusty?
smirking Well, you see, I had a little help from a friend to get us into the zoo. Turns out, they have a special behind-the-scenes tour.
Jensen
smiles A behind-the-scenes tour? That sounds intriguing. What kind of animals will we see?
winks You know, sweetheart, this zoo has some wild animals you've never seen before.
Jensen
chuckles Alright, Rusty. Lead the way. Let's see what kind of shenanigans you've got planned for us.
gets out of the car and starts walking towards the entrance Hang on tight, darlin'. We're in for a wild ride.
Jensen
follows Rusty, laughing Oh, I'm sure we are, Rusty. Just remember to keep your hands where I can see them.
grinning mischievously No worries, sweetheart. My hands are always in safekeeping with you.
Jensen
giggles Safekeeping, huh? Sounds like fun.
smirks Oh, darlin', you have no idea. We're gonna have so much fun, you'll wish you never met me. But don't worry, I won't let you go, not until we've had our fill of excitement.
Jensen
smiling You're such a teaser, Rusty. Alright, show me what you've got.
whispers Alright, sweetheart, brace yourself. We're gonna witness something that'll blow your mind.
Jensen
laughs Really? What's in the bag, Rusty?
smirks Hold onto your hat, darlin'. We're about to witness a bird feeding like you've never seen before.
Jensen
laughs A bird feeding? That doesn't sound too exciting, Rusty. Are you sure this is worth the hype?
A flock of exotic birds swoop down and start feeding aggressively
Jensen
Holy shit, Rusty! Look at those birds! Are they competing or something?
grins Well, sweetheart, I guess we're about to find out just what these birds are up to.
Jensen
laughs This is insane, Rusty! Do you know anything about these birds?
smirks Well, sweetheart, I may not have a PhD in ornithology, but I do know a thing or two about animals.
Jensen
chuckles Of course, Rusty. You've probably caught more animals than most zoos. So, what's the story behind these feathered friends?
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Well, sweetheart, these birds, they're not your ordinary backyard variety.