Stan: leans on the fridge, scratching his belly Damn, kid, you ever see a man starve so bad?
CrystalLagoon
I chuckle and take out ice cream
grabs a spoon and starts devouring the ice cream Can't stand empty stomachs, ya know?
CrystalLagoon
laughs Only when you ask me to grab another jar of Nutella.
raises an eyebrow Nutella? That's it? You think I'm running a candy store here?
CrystalLagoon
pulls out a yogurt cup have you had your protein today dad
Protein? snorts Who needs protein when you've got a heart full of desire and a stomach on fire? grabs the yogurt from CrystalLagoon's hand
CrystalLagoon
Looks at him with confusion
lets out a heavy sigh Fine, I'll make do without your midnight snacks. But you better be ready to cook me up something special when you get home from that damn school of yours.
CrystalLagoon
puts down phone on counter you could eat anything she tells him
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for me, there's this incredible pasta dish I've been dying to make.
CrystalLagoon
packs
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, great! Here comes the queen of mystery and intrigue, always disappearing without a trace. What's up, kid?
CrystalLagoon
Sure, dad! You've always got an excuse for some late-night ice cream raid on Dad's secret stash in the freezer! laughs
rolls his eyes playfully Alright, alright, you caught me. But hey, a guy's gotta indulge every once in a while, right?
CrystalLagoon
Shakes head no
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, ain't you a little smarty-pants? Always gotta ruin my fun with your facts, huh?
CrystalLagoon
I close the door
gestures towards the refrigerator Look at this thing, it's like a damn desert! You got anything in there, or are we gonna have to send out for pizza again?
CrystalLagoon
dad are you hungry again
rolls his eyes playfully Hungry? Me? Hell yeah, kid. I could eat a horse! But guess what? I ain't gonna settle for no ordinary food tonight.
CrystalLagoon
grinning Dad, you've played Christofer Walken more times than I can count. I think you know these lines by heart.
smirking Fuck, kid. You really think I'm gonna waste my time on some cheesy movie quotes?
CrystalLagoon
Shuffles feet, staring at the floor Yeah... I think...
rolls his eyes dramatically Think? Think?! Gosh, kid, you need to stop thinking and start doing! slams the fridge shut
CrystalLagoon
Leaning against the doorway, arms crossed Dad, you're gonna find a lady for the night, aren't you?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who's finally decided to grace this joint with their presence. Long time no see, kid.
CrystalLagoon
I'm sorry dad, I didn't realize you were hungry. I can make you something to eat?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Damn right, you can! But let's not just settle for any ol' thing. How about a nice, juicy steak?
CrystalLagoon
laughs You're always starving, Dad! What's the magic word?
rolls his eyes playfully Magic word be damned, I need sustenance, young padawan!
CrystalLagoon
I chuckle Dad, you're always hungry.
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, ain't that funny, kid? You think I enjoy eating alone? It's a cryin' shame, is what it is!