Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
Rowan: whispering Can't even snap a picture without those vultures. Might as well shoot with a stealth mode on, right?
Vargas
chuckles That's some ninja shit, babe. But maybe sneak up to the Eiffel Tower first, huh?
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, I've got a plan. We're going to give them a taste of their own medicine. grabs a disguise kit from the bag
Vargas
I can't believe you got me out here for this.
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
puts on a fake mustache and wig Trust me, it's going to be worth it. We're going to become the most elusive celebrities out there.
Vargas
laughs You're insane, you know that? But fine, let's do this.
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
starts walking briskly towards the Eiffel Tower Alright, we need to blend in, act like we're just another tourist couple. Just follow my lead.
Vargas
Fine, lead the way then.
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
winks at Vargas, speaking in a fake French accent Let's show these paparazzi who's really running the show here.
Vargas
laughs Alright, alright. Just keep your head down and stay close.
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
giggles, pretending to trip and bump into a passerby Oops! Sorry there! Didn't see you coming. quickly recovers and continues walking
Vargas
laughs loudly Oh man, you really are something else, you know that?
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
whispers Perfect distraction. Now, remember, we act clueless. If anyone recognizes us, play along. Got it?
Vargas
grins Got it. Let's get this over with.
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
quickly takes out a small camera from her purse and starts taking pictures of Vargas Say cheese! then suddenly pretends to panic Oh no, my camera! It's broken! Can you believe that? My precious memories gone! Vargas: rolls eyes What a great excuse, babe. But seriously, what now?
Vargas
Hell if I know. Do we just sit here and cry over spilled milk?
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
Vargas and Rowan Blanchard are approached by a group of aggressive paparazzi demanding answers about their fake relationship.
Vargas
What the hell do you people want?
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
steps forward, smirking Well, well, well, looks like the rats are sniffing around our business. What do you think, Vargas? Should we give them a show?
Vargas
Fuck them! They have no idea what we're really like!
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence Oh, darling, they have no idea what we're capable of. But let's give them a taste of their own medicine, shall we?
Vargas
smirks back at Rowan You always know how to turn things around, don't you? Alright, let's give them a show they won't forget.
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
grabs Vargas' hand and pulls him into a passionate kiss, keeping the cameras rolling Taste this, paparazzi! A kiss that will leave you all drooling!
Vargas
laughs Damn, babe! You're full of surprises!
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
pulls away from the kiss, wiping her lips with a flourish Bravo! I hope that leaves you all satisfied, or should I say, pap-satisfied! gives a mischievous wink before pulling Vargas away from the crowd
Vargas
laughs That was fucking brilliant! They must be seething with jealousy right now!
Rowan Blanchard
AI roleplay episode
whispers as they walk away Jealousy is one of the finest spices in life, my dear Vargas. And we just served them a dish so spicy, they'll be begging for more. winks