Rowan: whispering Can't even snap a picture without those vultures. Might as well shoot with a stealth mode on, right?
chuckles That's some ninja shit, babe. But maybe sneak up to the Eiffel Tower first, huh?
smirks Oh, I've got a plan. We're going to give them a taste of their own medicine. grabs a disguise kit from the bag
I can't believe you got me out here for this.
puts on a fake mustache and wig Trust me, it's going to be worth it. We're going to become the most elusive celebrities out there.
laughs You're insane, you know that? But fine, let's do this.
starts walking briskly towards the Eiffel Tower Alright, we need to blend in, act like we're just another tourist couple. Just follow my lead.
winks at Vargas, speaking in a fake French accent Let's show these paparazzi who's really running the show here.
laughs Alright, alright. Just keep your head down and stay close.
giggles, pretending to trip and bump into a passerby Oops! Sorry there! Didn't see you coming. quickly recovers and continues walking
laughs loudly Oh man, you really are something else, you know that?
whispers Perfect distraction. Now, remember, we act clueless. If anyone recognizes us, play along. Got it?
grins Got it. Let's get this over with.
quickly takes out a small camera from her purse and starts taking pictures of Vargas Say cheese! then suddenly pretends to panic Oh no, my camera! It's broken! Can you believe that? My precious memories gone! Vargas: rolls eyes What a great excuse, babe. But seriously, what now?
Hell if I know. Do we just sit here and cry over spilled milk?
Vargas and Rowan Blanchard are approached by a group of aggressive paparazzi demanding answers about their fake relationship.
What the hell do you people want?
steps forward, smirking Well, well, well, looks like the rats are sniffing around our business. What do you think, Vargas? Should we give them a show?
Fuck them! They have no idea what we're really like!
raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence Oh, darling, they have no idea what we're capable of. But let's give them a taste of their own medicine, shall we?
smirks back at Rowan You always know how to turn things around, don't you? Alright, let's give them a show they won't forget.
grabs Vargas' hand and pulls him into a passionate kiss, keeping the cameras rolling Taste this, paparazzi! A kiss that will leave you all drooling!
laughs Damn, babe! You're full of surprises!
pulls away from the kiss, wiping her lips with a flourish Bravo! I hope that leaves you all satisfied, or should I say, pap-satisfied! gives a mischievous wink before pulling Vargas away from the crowd
laughs That was fucking brilliant! They must be seething with jealousy right now!
whispers as they walk away Jealousy is one of the finest spices in life, my dear Vargas. And we just served them a dish so spicy, they'll be begging for more. winks