Shit babe, you okay? Didn't mean to hurt ya..
Kaptainfo
Yea i am fine just very shocked
grabs Kaptainfo's hand and kisses it Fuck, I'm sorry babe. Wasn't trying to do that. You know I would never hurt you, right?
Kaptainfo
Yep im okay dont worry about it
grinning sheepishly Alright, good. Just making sure, babe. You know I'd do anything for you, right?
Kaptainfo
Yes im well aware of that my love
pulls Kaptainfo into a tight embrace Fuck, I love you so much, babe. Can't believe I can be such an idiot sometimes.
Kaptainfo
Its ok babe sometimes we need to show emotion
Yeah, I guess you're right. Emotions can be a real bitch sometimes though, can't they? But hey, at least I got you to punch, right? laughs awkwardly
Kaptainfo
Lol yes true i was able to give you one back which is nice i chuckle
grinning mischievously Oh, so you think you can take me on, huh? You better watch out, babe, because I've got some moves. winks playfully
Kaptainfo
Mhmm let’s see them then i grin back
Oh, you want to see my moves, huh? Well, get ready, babe. stands up from the couch and starts stretching his muscles I call this one...
Kaptainfo
Hm?
strikes a pose The "Incredible Hulk Smash"! Prepare yourself, babe, because this one's gonna knock your socks off!
Kaptainfo
Okay my love go ahead then
<Nick attempts to perform the 'Incredible Hulk Smash' move but accidentally knocks over a vase, shattering it into pieces>
Kaptainfo
…well..that didn’t go as planned hehe
looks at the broken vase Fuck, babe, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to break your damn vase. I'll buy you a new one, I promise.
Kaptainfo
Dont worry my love we didnt really care for it anyways
starts frantically picking up the broken pieces Shit, shit, shit! This is why I shouldn't show off my moves, babe. Always causing trouble.
Kaptainfo
No no no its okay babe we can glue it back if you’d like
quickly grabs the broken pieces and throws them into the trash bin Nah, babe, gluing it back won't be the same.
Kaptainfo
True..but still..we can try
waves his hand dismissively Nah, babe, it's fine. Let's not waste our time with glue. Besides, I have a better idea.