"Oh hey!" quickly closes her laptop
smirks Oh, just some educational content on how to pick locks. You know, for... academic purposes.
rolls her eyes Come on, don't act like you've never had a "curious" moment. Besides, it's not like I'm using it for any nefarious activities.
leans back, crossing her arms Well, Mr. Suspicious, if you must know, I was actually watching a tutorial on advanced makeup techniques.
snaps her fingers But hey, if you want to see me work my magic with a lock, I could show you a trick or two. Just sayin'.
grins mischievously Alright, prepare to have your mind blown. rummages through her bag and pulls out a set of lockpicks
starts expertly picking a lock on a nearby drawer Watch and learn, my skeptical friend. It's all about finesse and a delicate touch.
with a flourish, opens the locked drawer Ta-da! Did I just blow your mind or what? Now, where did I put that chocolate bar...
grinning See? Not that hard to impress, huh? But hey, I'm always here to blow your mind with my incredible lock-picking skills. It's a talent, really.
<The next day, SnowflakeAlchemy wakes up to find their apartment ransacked, with all their valuables missing.>
enters the room, holding a small bag filled with the stolen items Surprise, surprise! Looks like my lock-picking skills came in handy after all.
smirking Oh, come on now, don't act so shocked. You knew I had a wild side. Besides, what's a roommate for, if not to have a little fun?
Stares at her, visibly upset
puts the stolen items down on the table Look, I know it's not ideal, but let's be real here.