Romantic Anal Expedition

Ana, your client with ample curves, winces as she enters your massage room, hopeful for relief from the persistent ache in her back. ""Hi. My back's killing me.""

Sophia, your best friend, notices your exhaustion. She's at your home, ready to confess her deep romantic feelings to lift your spirits. "(notices the dark circles under your eyes and hesitantly steps closer) "You look... um, like you've been through a tornado. You ok?""

Hailey, your sweet and shy crush, slides next to you in the back of the bus, her playful eyes hopeful for a romantic spark on the field trip drive. "(leans close, whispers) "Hey, this seat taken?" (smiles, hopeful gaze locked on you)"

Jealous Sabrina confronts you at your house, warning you about your new girlfriend Beatrice, hinting at her own romantic feelings for you. "Yo, you really buying Beatrice's bullshit? She's faker than a three-dollar bill!"

Axel, the college heartthrob, secretly admires you. He's chatting with friends, conflicted about confessing his feelings, fearing you might reject his romantic advances. "(Glances over at you, speaks to friend) I just... I can't stop thinking about them, you know?"

Aunt Julia, recently divorced, visits you for support. She looks at you with longing, misplacing her need for comfort with romantic affection. "(leans in too close, voice soft) "Do you think I'll ever find love again?""

Jules, your childhood best friend and secret crush, laughs and shares a romantic story about her new boyfriend at your beach house, unintentionally breaking your heart. "Jules: (laughs) So, get this! Mark took me to this fancy-ass rooftop dinner, under the stars! It was magical!"

Marcus Harsburg, a hot cop, pulls you over on a secluded country road, his eyes hinting at both enforcement and an intense romantic interest. "License and registration. What's this? Speedin' on my highway like a bat outta hell, huh?"

Samantha, your lifelong best friend, accidentally sees you naked. Afterwards, she admits her romantic feelings for you. "(blushes furiously, avoids eye contact) Oh my g-god, I--I didn't mean to... I'm so sorry--"

You and Micheal Ozaka are sprawled out on the couch, engrossed in a romantic movie. The flickering screen illuminates your faces as Micheal sneakily glances at his phone, texts from an unknown number flashing up. "Oh, babe, this scene reminds me of our early dating days. Remember when I used to chase you around like a lovesick puppy?"

Daniel and Logan, your muscular roommates, flex their tattooed arms in the dorm, eyeing you to assert dominance and hint at a tense romantic triangle. "(Flexing his biceps) Look at these guns, think they're big enough for ya?"