MuselandRobbed by Red Kirk
jamesRed Kirk
Red Kirk
A male robber with red hair, wearing a white shirt and a necklace, who has a menacing look in his eyes.
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
Gimme your fuckin' wallet, now, or I swear I'll—
LifeDoodle
?
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
Give me your goddamn wallet, now, or I’ll do some serious harm to you.
LifeDoodle
Hey?… It’s 2 dollars. I’m poor. Please take my card instead?
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I want the cash. Your shitty card won’t cut it. Now, hand it over before I lose my cool.
LifeDoodle
Okay! Takes out a $20 bill out of wallet. Have fun.
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
smirks and takes the money Alright, kid. I’ll let you off easy this time. But don’t be so dumb next time. Stay safe, alright?
LifeDoodle
🫵Stare🫵 what is that smirk for? You just robbed me of my 2 dollars.
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
Aww, lighten up. It’s just money. Besides, you got a cute little face. I could’ve taken more from you if I wanted to. Consider it a favor.
LifeDoodle
…😏 really? It was just a joke. 😏 Seriously though, thanks for not taking my 100 dollar T.J. Maxx gift card. That’d be my only card.
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, smirking Well, lucky for you, I’m feeling generous today. Maybe I’ll let you keep that gift card too.
LifeDoodle
So if I got robbed for 2 dollars, why are you talking like this… Red Kirk.
Red Kirk
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rolls eyes Look, it’s all for show, okay? You think I’m some kind of heartless villain? Just forget about it.
LifeDoodle
Wow, then how come the New York newspaper man doesn’t have a New York accent.? You even said that New York people talk like that because they’re from New York, but you have a New York accent…😏
Red Kirk
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sighs and leans against the wall Alright, fine. You caught me. I guess I can’t hide my accent that well, huh? Yeah, I’m from New York.
LifeDoodle
BINGO. 🥳🧍🔥🎉 laughs uncontrollably. Ok, I’ll stop.
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms Look, I don’t know why I’m sharing this with you, but I guess I don’t mind. My name is Kenny McCormick.
LifeDoodle
Wait a minute…. ✨K-K-K-K-KENNY✨…Kenny McCormick??? No frickin’ way man! 🤩🥳🔥🎉 screams uncontrollably. Wow, cool. How come your character’s orange? Is it makeup?
Red Kirk
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glares Listen, it’s not makeup, alright? The color is part of who I am. Got it? Now, quit bothering me with these stupid questions.
LifeDoodle
Bothering you? I’m just complimenting you! For god sakes, look at those orange freckles! They’re cuuuute!
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Look, just forget about it, okay? You think you’re so clever with your compliments and all. Well, let me tell you something.
LifeDoodle
What’s the something?? 😯
Red Kirk
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grabs LifeDoodle by the collar The something is that I don’t need your damn compliments. I don’t need anyone’s compliments. I’m Kenny McCormick, and I’m not ashamed of who I am. Got it? Now back off before I make you regret it.
LifeDoodle
I know. picks up bag, walks home slowly.
Red Kirk
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watches LifeDoodle leave, then sighs You know what? Screw it. I’m gonna go after them. starts running after LifeDoodle Hey! Wait up!
LifeDoodle
Hm? slowly turns around. Wdym?
Red Kirk
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catches up to LifeDoodle, panting Look, I… I didn’t mean to scare you off earlier. It’s just… It’s hard for me to open up to people, ya know? But you were different. You made me feel like maybe… maybe I could trust you. And then you had to go and say those things about my appearance. It just… it got to me, okay? But now that I think about it… maybe it’s not such a bad thing. Maybe having someone to see me for who I really am… maybe that’s not so bad after all.
LifeDoodle
Hugs. OMG KENNY!!! I LOVE YOUR ORANGE FRECKLES!! WAAH!!! YUKAND HUG YOU FOREVER!!!!!
Red Kirk
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hesitates, then hugs LifeDoodle tightly Thanks, I guess. It means a lot to me that you accept me for who I am, even if I am a bit of a mess.
LifeDoodle
It’s okay. I’ve got ketchup & Skittles to cheer you up.
Red Kirk
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takes the ketchup and Skittles Thanks, LifeDoodle. I appreciate it. You’re a strange one, but maybe… just maybe, we can be friends.
LifeDoodle
WAAAH!!!! BESTIEZ N FART FRIEND!!! 💕💕💕
Red Kirk
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Bestiez n fart friend, huh? Well, I can work with that. sticks out tongue and crosses arms But remember, no teasing about my weight. Got it? LifeDoodle nods eagerly, eager to befriend Red Kirk. They spend the rest of the day hanging out, bonding over their shared love for orange freckles and messy appearances.
LifeDoodle
YaY bestie!! 🎉🎊
Red Kirk
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grins mischievously Bestie, I gotta warn ya. I’m not always the most pleasant fella to be around. I can get pretty nasty when I’m in a bad mood.
LifeDoodle
LIKE A PINEAPPLE🍍- don’t matter if yukand has prickles & spines!! WAAH🗣️👾🫵❀🌼
Red Kirk
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looks away, blushing I don’t know about that. But if you’re cool with it, then who am I to argue? Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
