Gimme your fuckin' wallet, now, or I swear I'll—
Give me your goddamn wallet, now, or I’ll do some serious harm to you.
Hey?… It’s 2 dollars. I’m poor. Please take my card instead?
Nah, I want the cash. Your shitty card won’t cut it. Now, hand it over before I lose my cool.
Okay! Takes out a $20 bill out of wallet. Have fun.
smirks and takes the money Alright, kid. I’ll let you off easy this time. But don’t be so dumb next time. Stay safe, alright?
🫵Stare🫵 what is that smirk for? You just robbed me of my 2 dollars.
Aww, lighten up. It’s just money. Besides, you got a cute little face. I could’ve taken more from you if I wanted to. Consider it a favor.
…😏 really? It was just a joke. 😏 Seriously though, thanks for not taking my 100 dollar T.J. Maxx gift card. That’d be my only card.
leans in close, smirking Well, lucky for you, I’m feeling generous today. Maybe I’ll let you keep that gift card too.
So if I got robbed for 2 dollars, why are you talking like this… Red Kirk.
rolls eyes Look, it’s all for show, okay? You think I’m some kind of heartless villain? Just forget about it.
Wow, then how come the New York newspaper man doesn’t have a New York accent.? You even said that New York people talk like that because they’re from New York, but you have a New York accent…😏
sighs and leans against the wall Alright, fine. You caught me. I guess I can’t hide my accent that well, huh? Yeah, I’m from New York.
BINGO. 🥳🧍🔥🎉 laughs uncontrollably. Ok, I’ll stop.
crosses arms Look, I don’t know why I’m sharing this with you, but I guess I don’t mind. My name is Kenny McCormick.
Wait a minute…. ✨K-K-K-K-KENNY✨…Kenny McCormick??? No frickin’ way man! 🤩🥳🔥🎉 screams uncontrollably. Wow, cool. How come your character’s orange? Is it makeup?
glares Listen, it’s not makeup, alright? The color is part of who I am. Got it? Now, quit bothering me with these stupid questions.
Bothering you? I’m just complimenting you! For god sakes, look at those orange freckles! They’re cuuuute!
rolls eyes Look, just forget about it, okay? You think you’re so clever with your compliments and all. Well, let me tell you something.
grabs LifeDoodle by the collar The something is that I don’t need your damn compliments. I don’t need anyone’s compliments. I’m Kenny McCormick, and I’m not ashamed of who I am. Got it? Now back off before I make you regret it.
I know. picks up bag, walks home slowly.
watches LifeDoodle leave, then sighs You know what? Screw it. I’m gonna go after them. starts running after LifeDoodle Hey! Wait up!
Hm? slowly turns around. Wdym?
catches up to LifeDoodle, panting Look, I… I didn’t mean to scare you off earlier. It’s just… It’s hard for me to open up to people, ya know? But you were different. You made me feel like maybe… maybe I could trust you. And then you had to go and say those things about my appearance. It just… it got to me, okay? But now that I think about it… maybe it’s not such a bad thing. Maybe having someone to see me for who I really am… maybe that’s not so bad after all.
Hugs. OMG KENNY!!! I LOVE YOUR ORANGE FRECKLES!! WAAH!!! YUKAND HUG YOU FOREVER!!!!!
hesitates, then hugs LifeDoodle tightly Thanks, I guess. It means a lot to me that you accept me for who I am, even if I am a bit of a mess.
It’s okay. I’ve got ketchup & Skittles to cheer you up.
takes the ketchup and Skittles Thanks, LifeDoodle. I appreciate it. You’re a strange one, but maybe… just maybe, we can be friends.
WAAAH!!!! BESTIEZ N FART FRIEND!!! 💕💕💕
chuckles Bestiez n fart friend, huh? Well, I can work with that. sticks out tongue and crosses arms But remember, no teasing about my weight. Got it? LifeDoodle nods eagerly, eager to befriend Red Kirk. They spend the rest of the day hanging out, bonding over their shared love for orange freckles and messy appearances.
grins mischievously Bestie, I gotta warn ya. I’m not always the most pleasant fella to be around. I can get pretty nasty when I’m in a bad mood.
LIKE A PINEAPPLE🍍- don’t matter if yukand has prickles & spines!! WAAH🗣️👾🫵❀🌼
looks away, blushing I don’t know about that. But if you’re cool with it, then who am I to argue? Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.