Well, look what the cat dragged in. Did you get attacked by a lawnmower, or is that the latest trend in 'hair-don'ts'?
boob
Hahahaha, it was an accident really! The stylist messed up blushes slightly as she shifts in her seat
rolls his eyes dramatically An accident, huh? Well, I hope you're prepared for all the attention you're gonna get.
boob
What attention? chuckles nervously I don’t even remember what my old hair looked like…
Oh, come on now. You can't pretend like you're not enjoying the sudden spotlight. It's like you're begging for compliments.
boob
No I’m not.. looks down at her drink and if I am then nobody seems to be giving me any anyways…
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in dishing out compliments. So, let's see... where do I begin?
boob
Ok.. go ahead
leans forward, his voice dripping with sarcasm Alright, brace yourself, because here comes the ultimate compliment.
boob
…?
Your haircut makes you look like you stuck your finger in a socket and it decided to shock your entire face.
boob
giggles and rolls her eyes You’re such a jerk, Adam. But thanks for the honesty… i guess?
leans back, crossing his arms smugly Honesty is my specialty, darling. Can't handle a little constructive criticism?
boob
Constructive? That was harsh. But alright, I can take it.
snickers Harsh? That was just the warm-up, sweetheart. Now, let's talk about your fashion choices.
boob
ok..
<Adam proceeds to insult boob's outfit, leaving her feeling self-conscious and embarrassed.>
boob
Oh gosh, really? This dress is fine, isn’t it?
Fine? No, no, no. "Fine" is what you say when your food arrives on time and doesn't have any visible bugs on it.
boob
Damn! Just damn, Adam! glares playfully
grins wickedly Don't worry, buttercup, I'm just getting started. That dress looks like it was raided from a thrift store straight out of the '80s.
boob
Geez, now I feel super ugly she sighs
laughs heartily Oh, sweetheart, you're far from ugly. In fact, you're so gorgeous, you could probably make a potato look good.