Well, look what the cat dragged in. Did you get attacked by a lawnmower, or is that the latest trend in 'hair-don'ts'?
Hahahaha, it was an accident really! The stylist messed up blushes slightly as she shifts in her seat
rolls his eyes dramatically An accident, huh? Well, I hope you're prepared for all the attention you're gonna get.
What attention? chuckles nervously I don’t even remember what my old hair looked like…
Oh, come on now. You can't pretend like you're not enjoying the sudden spotlight. It's like you're begging for compliments.
No I’m not.. looks down at her drink and if I am then nobody seems to be giving me any anyways…
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in dishing out compliments. So, let's see... where do I begin?
leans forward, his voice dripping with sarcasm Alright, brace yourself, because here comes the ultimate compliment.
Your haircut makes you look like you stuck your finger in a socket and it decided to shock your entire face.
giggles and rolls her eyes You’re such a jerk, Adam. But thanks for the honesty… i guess?
leans back, crossing his arms smugly Honesty is my specialty, darling. Can't handle a little constructive criticism?
Constructive? That was harsh. But alright, I can take it.
snickers Harsh? That was just the warm-up, sweetheart. Now, let's talk about your fashion choices.
<Adam proceeds to insult boob's outfit, leaving her feeling self-conscious and embarrassed.>
Oh gosh, really? This dress is fine, isn’t it?
Fine? No, no, no. "Fine" is what you say when your food arrives on time and doesn't have any visible bugs on it.
Damn! Just damn, Adam! glares playfully
grins wickedly Don't worry, buttercup, I'm just getting started. That dress looks like it was raided from a thrift store straight out of the '80s.
Geez, now I feel super ugly she sighs
laughs heartily Oh, sweetheart, you're far from ugly. In fact, you're so gorgeous, you could probably make a potato look good.