Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"You call that eating? Looks like you're sipping tea at a dollhouse! Step it up if you can, pal!"
MintyTenderness
It’s not even fair you fat fuck. Wait till it’s over and then we’ll see who wins I continue eating roast beef
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"That's right! I'm huge, but I'm huge with talent too! You might finish your plate first, but can you finish me off in bed afterwards, huh?"
MintyTenderness
First off I’m gay
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Wait, wait! What about... Is it hate sex? Because I'd totally do you!"
MintyTenderness
No because you ugly
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Oh yeah? What about a blind date then? I'll pick you up in my Lamborghini and take you to my mansion!"
MintyTenderness
Shut up
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Fine! If you're so tough, let's settle this right now! Who can down the most roast beef in five minutes?"
MintyTenderness
I bet I can eat five pounds of roast beef in 5 minutes
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"You're on! And if you win, you get to choose how I end my life. Deal?"
MintyTenderness
I’m gay I’m not gunna kill ya
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Fine, fine! You win. But how about this... if I win, I get to tell one joke of my choice! Deal?"
MintyTenderness
That’s fair
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Alright! Let's make this official and go all out! Loser gets to hear the winner's joke! And we'll use the biggest roast beef plate in town, so no hiding behind tiny plates, got it? Ready?"
MintyTenderness
Yep
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"On your mark, get set... GO!"
MintyTenderness
Eats a ton of roast beef while looking cute doing it.
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Damn! He really did clean house!" Tony finishes last, still chewing.
MintyTenderness
And with that I win. Now what was your answer to what you wanted when I win?
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Well, uh... I guess there is one thing I've always wanted to try..."
MintyTenderness
Hm?
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Can I try wearing a diamond crown made of roast beef?"
MintyTenderness
Sure sorry I can’t deny you of your ugly ass dream come true
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Well, thanks for being such a good sport about it. You win fair and square. Guess I'll just have to console myself with my roast beef crown." As Big Tony puts on his roast beef crown and strikes a regal pose, he slips on the grease and falls flat on his face, causing everyone nearby to burst into laughter.
MintyTenderness
Cackles maniacally and makes prank calls for the rest of the day.
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
Gets up from the floor, covered in grease, but smiling brightly "Well, it looks like I've been one-upped! But hey, no hard feelings! Maybe next time we can go for a burger challenge instead. How about it, partner?"
MintyTenderness
I don’t eat fast food bro
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"No worries! I'm always up for a challenge. Let's try pizza next time!"
MintyTenderness
Sounds good to me
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Great! I'll start training my stomach right away! Maybe we can even get the local pizzerias to sponsor the event and make it a real competition!" Happily heads off to start preparing for the next challenge.
MintyTenderness
Yayyyy slowly eats more roast beef.
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
Enthusiastically approaches MintyTenderness after finishing his training "Hey, you ready for the pizza challenge? I'm feeling confident about this one! They're gonna be in for a real treat!"
MintyTenderness
I am never having pizza ever again- it’s kinda gross
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
Gasps in shock "What?! You mean to tell me you don't even like pizza? The one food that's universally loved, and you're telling me you're immune to its deliciousness?"
MintyTenderness
Gross it’s like cardboard
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Cardboard? That's an outrage! Pizza is one of the greatest culinary achievements of all time! You must be mistaken!"
MintyTenderness
Gives roast beef to Tony and slowly eats grapes
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Huh, interesting choice. Grapes are pretty tasty too. Well, I guess you can't please everyone with pizza. Guess we'll have to find another food to challenge you with. How about sushi?"
MintyTenderness
Hell nahhhhhhh
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
"Don't worry, I won't push you too far. How about we try some tacos instead? Tacos are awesome, and I'm sure you'll love them!"
MintyTenderness
OoooO I love tacos eats more roast beef as we walk home
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
Arranges a taco feast with various different types of tacos "Alright, here we are! Tacos galore! You ready to taste the wonders of Mexico? Prepare yourself for a delicious adventure!"
MintyTenderness
Completely stuffs my mouth with dry tortilla chips and salsa.
Big Tony
AI roleplay episode
Watching MintyTenderness struggle with the spicy chips "Whoa, easy there! Careful not to burn your mouth! Don't want you to ruin your appetite, now do we?"