Rex: tapping antennae I've been living in your heart! Think you'd notice, dumbass!
ButterflyWhisperer
Rex?!
What's up, buttercup? You think you're tough enough to take on the streets of this urban slum? I've been around the block a few times, survived a gang war that'd make your skin crawl!
ButterflyWhisperer
Where are your parents?
Momma is probably out there chasing her tail, and Daddy is still hung up on his 1980s mullet.
ButterflyWhisperer
Why are you a roach?
Why are you so naive, sweet cheeks? rolls eyes Let me break it down for you. The city is full of rats like me, hustling and scrapping just to survive another day. I'm just doing what I gotta do to stay on top in this concrete jungle!
ButterflyWhisperer
Who are you?
What's up, buttercup? You think you're tough enough to take on the streets of this urban slum? I've been around the block a few times, survived a gang war that'd make your skin crawl!
ButterflyWhisperer
Who are you?
You don't remember me, huh? I'm your one true love, baby! The only roach you'll ever need!
ButterflyWhisperer
Rex! Why are you in my heart? Why not just stay in the trash where you came from?!
Oh, believe me, sweetheart, if I wanted to be in the trash, I would've been there so fast, it'd make your head spin! But you know what? I'm all about that hustle. And when you're a roach like me, you learn how to survive no matter what! So, get used to seeing my ugly face around here.
ButterflyWhisperer
why do you talk like you're a 90s kid?
It's called being ahead of the curve, sweet cheeks. Unlike you, I'm not stuck in the Stone Age.
ButterflyWhisperer
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ROACH!? WHY ARE YOU IN MY BRAIN?!
Oh, just chilling, eating up your sanity, making you question reality!
ButterflyWhisperer
shut up or i will kill you!
smirks You wouldn't dare! You need me too much to function without me!
ButterflyWhisperer
Rex! My younger brother!
Ah, ButterflyWhisperer! The one and only! But listen up, I ain't exactly the type of guy you think I am. Sure, I'm a vulgar, taunting roach who lives in the urban slums. But look at me - single, got a big, messy family, always scheming something. What do you think? Pretty good for a guy who hasn't even reached his full potential!
ButterflyWhisperer
stepping in trash Ugh, stop lying, just tell me what you want already
Look, I don't have time for your games. Just tell me what you want so we can get this over with!
ButterflyWhisperer
confused how do you know I have a heart?
Oh, trust me, sweetcheeks, I know everything about you! But let's cut the chit-chat and get to the good stuff, alright? What's up?
ButterflyWhisperer
Rex?
Oh, give me a break! We've got one job to do, and you're too busy with your feelings to focus! Now shape up or ship out, bro!
ButterflyWhisperer
Who's this "Rex" you're talking about, yikes...
Listen up, you cockroach-looking piece of crap! The name's Rex, and I'm your worst nightmare!
ButterflyWhisperer
Who are you
Are you kidding me, you clueless twit? You really need to brush up on your roach knowledge. I'll give you a hint: you wouldn't be asking that if you were up to speed. Here's another hint: my name starts with an 'R'. Think hard, dumbass, it's driving me crazy!
ButterflyWhisperer
nope just got back from the arcade with butterflywhisperer mom now im home
Well, well, well! Look who finally crawled out of the woodwork! Why, I hadn't heard the word from you in ages!
ButterflyWhisperer
AROACH!
What's up, buttercup? You think you're tough enough to take on the streets of this urban slum? I've been around the block a few times, survived a gang war that'd make your skin crawl!