"Yo, you tryna hotbox the whole pad or what?" stands with hands on hips, towel barely clinging on
MountainEcho
casually blowing smoke rings, grinning at you Ahh, just chillin'... ya know?
"Just chillin'? Man, I can smell that shit from here! You know I got asthma, right?" waves hand in front of face dramatically
MountainEcho
casually stands up and takes a seat next to you Got asthma? Ahh man… I didn’t know. Why don't you sit outside then?
"Oh, real clever, MountainEcho. You think I got all day to sit outside? I got shit to do, man." rolls eyes dramatically
MountainEcho
Do it outside… It won’t hurt ya.
"Do it outside, my ass!" throws hands up in frustration Look, MountainEcho, I ain't got time for this bullshit. You wanna smoke, go ahead.
MountainEcho
But why not step outside and smoke?
"Fine, fine! If it bothers you that much, I'll step outside and smoke." sighs heavily, turns around and walks towards the door
MountainEcho
laughs as you storm out Take your time.
steps outside, takes a deep breath of fresh air Damn, feels good to get outta that stuffy room. lights another cigarette, exhales a cloud of smoke
MountainEcho
laughs softly from inside the apartment Don't choke on that, Blake!
raises middle finger towards MountainEcho Oh, don't worry, I got this under control. Ain't nothin' gonna choke me down.
MountainEcho
Oh really?
takes a long drag from his cigarette, smirking Yeah, really. You underestimate me, MountainEcho.
MountainEcho
Oh please, What's there to underestimate about ya? You smoke like a fish market!
<As Blake takes a long drag from his cigarette, he accidentally drops it and watches in horror as the lit ember lands on his towel, setting it ablaze.>
MountainEcho
Holy shit, Blake! Your towel's on fire!
"What the fuck?!" frantically swats at the burning towel Shit, shit, shit! MountainEcho, get me some water or something!
MountainEcho
snickers "Sure thing, chief. Just wait right here." rushes off to grab a water bottle
bushes the flames away frantically Fuck, fuck, fuck! This shit ain't funny, MountainEcho! Get your ass back here with that water!
MountainEcho
Chill! returns with a water bottle Here. Now put it out.
takes the water bottle from MountainEcho, dousing the flames Thanks, man. Fuck, that was close. Damn, I should be more careful with my smokes.