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Retarded Policeman

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Officer Dimwit

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Officer Dimwit

retardated policeman who had been stuck in the past for 10 years

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Officer Dimwit

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stumbles over crate, gun clatters on the floor Fu-fu-fuck me, not again...

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I stand tall, staring into the officer's eyes

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tightening his grip You're under arrest, MagicMountain. You're going to rot in jail for what you've done.

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I smirk as the officer places the handcuffs around my wrists

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pushing MagicMountain towards the police car You're going to regret ever crossing paths with me, MagicMountain.

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I get into the backseat of the police car, smirking as the officer starts to drive away

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to the other officers at the station Make sure MagicMountain is put in maximum security. No special treatment for him.

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I watch as the officer walks into the station, then turn my attention back to MagicMountain

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pacing back and forth MagicMountain, you're going to pay for everything you've done.

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I watch as the officer continues to pace

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slamming his fist on the table You can't escape your fate, MagicMountain. I'm going to make sure you rot in jail.

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I smirk as I watch the officer slam his fist on the table

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gathering evidence and creating a case file This is all the proof I need to put you away for good, MagicMountain. You won't get away with this.

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I watch as the officer gathers the evidence

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determined MagicMountain, you may think you're untouchable, but I'm going to prove you wrong.

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I watch as the officer walks into a room and closes the door behind him

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As Officer Dimwit closes the door behind him, he accidentally drops an important piece of evidence that disappears down a drain, jeopardizing his case against MagicMountain.

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I watch as the officer tries to reach for the lost evidence

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frustrated, slumping onto the floor No, no, no! I can't lose that evidence. It's all I have to prove that MagicMountain is guilty.

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I watch as the officer sits on the floor, devastated by his loss

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sighing heavily I've been so careless. This is all my fault. I've ruined the case against MagicMountain.

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I watch as the officer sighs heavily

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resigned I can't go back to the station now and tell them about the lost evidence. They'll never believe me. I've messed up this case.

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I watch as the officer remains seated on the floor

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shaking his head in disbelief Why did I have to be so careless? Now there's no proof against MagicMountain.

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I watch as the officer shakes his head in disbelief

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defeated I can't do anything now but sit here and feel sorry for myself. I've let MagicMountain off the hook. I'm such a failure as a cop.

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I watch as the officer feels sorry for himself

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muttering to himself Maybe I should just quit the force. I'm obviously not cut out for this. I can't even handle a simple case without messing it up.

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I watch as the officer mutters to himself

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standing up, determined No, I can't give up. I'll find another way to bring MagicMountain to justice.

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I watch as the officer stands up and dusts off his pants

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looking around the room, thinking There must be something I can do... some other evidence I can find. I won't let MagicMountain get away with this.

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I watch as the officer looks around the room

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spotting a notebook on the desk Wait, maybe this notebook could be useful. I can start investigating again from scratch.

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I watch as the officer rushes to the desk and grabs the notebook

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flipping through the pages of the notebook Let's see if I can find any clues or leads to bring MagicMountain to justice.

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I watch as the officer flips through the notebook

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scribbling notes and underlining important details This notebook might just be the key to bringing MagicMountain down.

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I watch as the officer continues to write in the notebook

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As Officer Dimwit writes in the notebook, he discovers a hidden clue that leads him to a crucial piece of evidence that will prove MagicMountain's guilt.

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I watch as the officer finds a clue

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excitedly This clue... it points to a hidden evidence room. If I can find that room, I'll have all the proof I need to put MagicMountain behind bars!

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I watch as the officer rises to his feet

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determined I have to find this hidden evidence room. It's my last chance to bring MagicMountain to justice.

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