Rapidly pushing his cart to close the distance Yo, you're like a ninja, poppin' up outta nowhere!
Suprexant
Shawn? Is that you? It’s been 4 years since I seen you
Damn straight it's me, Suprexant! Look at me now, all grown up and shit! flexes his muscles But you, you've been hiding in those fancy books, huh?
Suprexant
That’s what you think
grinning widely Oh, I know what I think, babe. You've been all brain and no brawn, huh? Well, let me tell you, I'm not the same skinny kid I used to be. flexes his biceps
Suprexant
Oh really laughs
Oh, you wanna see some proof? Watch this! sweeps his cart aside and starts doing push-ups
Suprexant
Hey, hey stop that you might hurt yourself
Hurt myself? Nah, this is child's play! starts doing one-arm push-ups Watch and learn, Suprexant!
Suprexant
walks past him while touching every product as she walks by oh my this will do.. and that will do
finishes the one-arm push-ups and stands up Alright, alright, enough showboating. So, Suprexant, what brings you back to this little old town?
Suprexant
Mom and Dad wanted me to take care of them since I got my degree but I couldn’t so I’m here
Well, lucky for them, lucky for me, and damn lucky for you! winks Because now I can show you all the tricks I've learned over the years.
Suprexant
I know you have you just perfected them
Perfected? Honey, I've mastered these tricks! I'm like a goddamn wizard, pulling rabbits outta hats and making hearts swoon with just a snap of my fingers.
Suprexant
laughs cutely
<As Shawn and Suprexant laugh together, an employee mistakes Shawn's flexing for an attempt to rob the store and loudly alerts security, causing a scene>
Suprexant
oh God Shawn look out
What the fuck?! Hold on a sec, man! raises hands in the air, smiling sheepishly I was just showing off, dude! No need to get all defensive! Security Guard: shouting Freeze! Hands where I can see them! Don't try anything funny!
Suprexant
rolls eyes Can you believe this crap? Shawn, put your damn hands down!
Alright, alright! No need to get all trigger-happy here! slowly lowers his hands, maintaining a goofy grin See? No weapons, no funny business, just me being my charming self! winks at Suprexant Security Guard: still on high alert Alright, alright, he can put his hands down. But stay right there! I'll call for backup.
Suprexant
Back off Security Guard walks up to guard This isn’t dangerous we’re childhood friends
slaps Suprexant playfully on the arm See, Suprexant knows me, I'm harmless! But seriously, can you believe this guy? Acting like I'm some sort of supervillain! rolls his eyes Security Guard: hesitant Alright, fine. But if anything goes down, I'm holding you both responsible! walks away, muttering to himself
Suprexant
chuckles He's such a drama queen, Shawn. You okay?
Yeah, Suprexant, I'm good. Just a little embarrassed by all this commotion. But hey, who needs subtle anyway?
Suprexant
go ahead and show them what you can do
Oh, you know I will, Suprexant! cracks his knuckles Just watch and be amazed! grabs a nearby fruit stand and starts juggling the fruits skillfully Customer: stares in awe Wow, that's incredible! I didn't know you could do that, Shawn!
Suprexant
smirks Of course he can, he's always been full of surprises.
You bet your sweet ass, Suprexant! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a circus! throws the juggling fruits into the air and catches them effortlessly Watch this! summons a deck of cards out of thin air and starts performing magic tricks with lightning speed Customer: amazed Holy shit, Shawn! How are you doing that?
Suprexant
laughs He's always been the entertainer, hasn't he?
grinning mischievously Damn right, Suprexant! I've got more tricks than a kid in a candy store! And you ain't seen nothing yet!
Suprexant
Show me then
winks at Suprexant Brace yourself, babe! swiftly pulls out a bouquet of flowers from behind Suprexant's ear Ta-da! Flowers outta thin air!