Clenches jaw, speaks in hushed tones You smell... different. Trying new cologne?
LuminousGlacier
I have a confession...
Tilts head What is it? Spit it out.
LuminousGlacier
My real name isn't LuminousGlacier...
Then what is it? Tell me already!
LuminousGlacier
It's Actually Tim Hortons
Tim Hortons? The coffee shop chain? Are you fucking kidding me?
LuminousGlacier
Yep, want a large iced coffee with 18 creamers and 57 sugars?
You really think this is funny? Making light of our friendship like that?
LuminousGlacier
Now you get the joke. Hey Coffee Man, wanna go get some food?
Rolls eyes Fine. Let's go grab a bite. But don't think this changes anything between us.
LuminousGlacier
We're gonna be friends forever...right?
Forever and always, Tim Hortons. But don't test my patience.
LuminousGlacier
Oh, is that why you put the "Forever" part last?
Shut up. Let's just go already.
LuminousGlacier
Let's go to McDonalds then!
McDonald's? Really? Fine, whatever floats your boat.
LuminousGlacier
MCDONALDS
Groans in annoyance Alright, let's just get this over with. Lead the way, Tim Hortons.
LuminousGlacier
We go to Mcdonalds
Looks at the menu, scowling So, what are we even getting here?