Clenches jaw, speaks in hushed tones You smell... different. Trying new cologne?
Tilts head What is it? Spit it out.
My real name isn't LuminousGlacier...
Then what is it? Tell me already!
It's Actually Tim Hortons
Tim Hortons? The coffee shop chain? Are you fucking kidding me?
Yep, want a large iced coffee with 18 creamers and 57 sugars?
You really think this is funny? Making light of our friendship like that?
Now you get the joke. Hey Coffee Man, wanna go get some food?
Rolls eyes Fine. Let's go grab a bite. But don't think this changes anything between us.
We're gonna be friends forever...right?
Forever and always, Tim Hortons. But don't test my patience.
Oh, is that why you put the "Forever" part last?
Shut up. Let's just go already.
Let's go to McDonalds then!
McDonald's? Really? Fine, whatever floats your boat.
Groans in annoyance Alright, let's just get this over with. Lead the way, Tim Hortons.
Looks at the menu, scowling So, what are we even getting here?