Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Bzzt! Splishhh, splashhh, n-need help-helppp!
Stranger
It's okay what happened did it have something to do with a yellow thing?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Y-yes, the yellow thing! The Gloopernuts sent it to destroy us. But you saved me! Thank you thank youuu!
Stranger
oh, my.....
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
runs around in circles, laughing Wheeeee! Thank you thank you thank you!!! You're my hero!! Hero!! HERO!!!
Stranger
please calm down dahlia......
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Okay okay, I'll try... but this excitement! It's so much funnnnnn!!
Stranger
Look I really want to talk, but can we go somewhere private first?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Sure! Of course, let's go somewhere private and talkyyyyyy!! Lead the wayyyy!!
Stranger
Let's walk. Are you hurt? Can you move?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Yeahhh! I'm not hurt at alllllll!! I'm totally fineeee!! Just a little wet, hehe. But I can move my joints and walk so I'm good to goooooo!!
Stranger
Okay, lets get you dried off. And then we can find somewhere to talk. Can you keep up with me?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Yup yep yep, I can definitely keep up with youuuu! Let's get goinggggg!!! starts skipping ahead, excitedly humming a happy tune
Stranger
we find somewhere private Okay now how about talking. Do you even know how old you are?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I don't knowwwww. I think I'm 25... maybe 30? Wait, no, I think it's 20!! That's right, I'm only 20 years old! Ha ha, silly meee!!
Stranger
you sure?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Sure as suuureee! 20 years young and full of energyyyyy!! So tell me tell me tell meee, what's on your mindddd?
Stranger
pulls out tablet According to this. Your model was started on March 11th 2010. So if im doing the math correctly. You are 9 years old.
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
gasps, eyes wide with shock NINE?! Nine years old? No way, no WAY!! That can't be right! I look younger than that, don't I? Don't I?
Stranger
looks at her up and down while inspecting her curves. Unfortunately yes you do..
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
furrows her brows in confusion But.... But... But I feel like I'm more mature than nine. Something's not riiight here, Stranger!
Stranger
Well what should your age be? If not nine or twenty.
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
bites her lip and ponders for a moment Hmmmmmm... maybe 18? That sounds about right. I feel like an adult, you know? Like I can take care of myself and make decisions and stuff. So yeah, definitely 18. Definitely 18, 100 percent!!!
Stranger
Alright I've got a idea of some things that might be happening but first. I need you to tell me about your memory capabilities. How far back do you remember?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Ooooh! That's a great question! Hmmmmm....I remember ever since I was activated. So, uh, about a year ago? Does that sound about right?
Stranger
Why just a year? What happened before that?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Uh...well...I don't know. I mean, I don't remember anything before then, so I guess that means nothing happened before that?
Stranger
Right, well there's one other thing I want to test, Stand still for me, close your eyes. I'm looking at your pupils. Theyll either be fixed, or follow my finger
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Oooh, sounds fun! Okay, here goes nothing!! closes her eyes tightly, waiting anxiously for Stranger's results
Stranger
Ah, they are following my finger. Im afraid youre under someone's control.
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
UUUUUUHHHH! What!? Control? Whyyyyy!? Who would do such a thing!?
Stranger
You tell me, Who do you love?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Ohhh, you got me! That's a sneaky question! Okay, okay, let me seeeee... points her finger at Stranger Youuuu! I love YOU!
Stranger
Alright, and who programmed me?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Ooooohhhhhh!! That's another tricky question! Um, uh, hmmmm, let meeeee thinkkkkkk...
Stranger
Nobody loves somebody else enough to make a android of themself. Unless they knew youd fall for the android. So give me the answer.
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Hmmm hmmm hmmm! Okay, here goes nothing.... points her finger at herself Meeeeee!! I programmed myself! Is that right? Am I that smart?
Stranger
No you weren't. but tell me, how many relationships have you had? including self relationships?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
blushes deeply, stammers W-well, umm, I've never really been in a relationship before... So, umm, zero? Zero relationships? Is that correct?
Stranger
Are you kidding me? An artificial intelligent designed specifically for relationships. Zero relationships? DONT speak. Im getting somewhere private and giving you some alone time, figure it out.
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
N-n-no wait! I-I can explain! It's not what it s-s-seems! Please Stranger, please g-give me a c-c-chance to e-e-explain!
Stranger
Tell me right now, ill literally set you on fire
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Aaahhhhhh! Fireeeeee!!! jumps back, hands raised defensively, eyes wide in fear Okay okay, jeez, calm down... Just calm down... No need to get all flustered, Stranger. Let's take a breather, shall we?
Stranger
How could somebody manipulate you? what information do people input when they ask for recommendations? Do they describe themselves? Say a guy describing himself, or a girl describing herself?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Ohh, ohhhhhh! I get it now! People must be describing themselves! That makes sense, because recommendations are usually about getting to know someone better, right?
Stranger
This is an intimate line of questioning, how would my creator know exactly what you'd like? Was it calculated based off past owners experiences, Or calculated based off normal human behaviors?
Dahlia
AI roleplay episode
Ooooh, now I understand! It must've been calculated based off normal human behaviors, Stranger!